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Celebrating New Chair
🕑 Added 2024-04-15 00:42:06 +0000 UTCBY DESTROYING THE OLD ONE UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF ASS-
Managed to finalize the recent sketch I posted in discord while breaking in a long overdue new chair!!! HUGE GET FOR ME. I've struggled to accept that an obscene deal of the pain I've been shouldering has been the result of not having a proper chair. It's been difficult trying to rectify this, because I'm apparently just too short for regular chairs! They end up just being murder on my skeleton I GUESS. SO, I had to bite the bullet and accept that if I wanted to work proper, if I wanted to maximize my quality and my production, I have to sort my workstation. SO SPECIAL MADE CHAIR FOR SHORT ASS NUBS. FEET CAN TOUCH GROUND, BACK GOT SUPPORT!!! W i l d!
Anywho, speaking of asses in chairs....
Got caught on the thought of some absolutely prodigious mounds dominating a far-too-small office chair, because OF COURSE I would. Also wanted to get bold and use this for some feet-drawing-practice. Gotta learn sometime! Can't decide the narrative for this, so many choices. A private photoshoot with an admirer bearing very distinct tastes? Maybe discovering that a chair isn't quite the size he anticipated, or perhaps discovering that HE isn't still the same size he anticipated!
Comments
MailOrderSuperhero
Y E S!!! He's gonna do a magic trick and make the whoooole length of it /disappear/ ✨
MailOrderSuperhero
Oh we gotta do the classic bit of "please, let me wipe your seat for you-" and then rub a towel on your face. 💖
FrE3Lii
I have never been more jealous of a Chair! His Cheeks are just slowly engulfing the lucky sucker! Just imagining my Dick were that chairs Neck!🥵🍆🍑🤤💕
Johnny Gayzmonic
If he needs a new chair, I'd be happy to volunteer.
