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A Pointless Rivalry of Titanic Proportions
🕑 Added 2023-05-03 03:26:24 +0000 UTCPatreon Request / Suggestion! | Ceran & Paulie WG Competition
These two have always been a confusing pair.
Are they friends, are they enemies? Kindred spirits, rivals?
They constantly give each other the business, and yet actively hang out and conduct the same community activities together. It's not uncommon for them to, without true rational reason, suddenly decide to compete over something entirely innocuous that they can twist into a metaphor about being the superior property manager. As of late being the "bigger man" seems to have come into fashion, and neither one is looking to back down. Local events such as group picnics and streetfaires quickly became ripe opportunities to "flex" the potency of their appetite, to prove one's self the manliest and the mightiest when it comes to an overly abundant waistline.
Comments
Sketchychespin
Exactly! It may be at the cost of our wallets, but it's very important for us to document and survey the appetites as well as the expanding waistlines of these fine specimen~!
Clark
Now see, a surfer boy only has two hands. And both of these tubby boys have a two hand belly each. What's he supposed to do, not touch them both??
MailOrderSuperhero
Aaah of course, MY MISTAKE, this is a study. A science. A RITUAL! What kind of monsters are we to not encourage it? 😌
Sketchychespin
How could anyone say that this rivalry is pointless? I personally believe that it's important for us to know who truly has the bigger appetite between the two gluttons, and it can only be settled by these numerous snack offs~!
Johnny Gayzmonic
I can't wait to see how this turns out. Keep eating, boys.
MailOrderSuperhero
I'M SO GLAD!!! And defo something to consider for the future!!! 👀
Roam
Holy fuck Im FERAL FOR THIS, I'd love to see a sequel with these two hubbies absolutely beached on their stuffed fat asses~
MailOrderSuperhero
I think what's most important is no matter what /we all win/. 😎
FantasyXIX
How you gonna try to make me have to pick sides in this titanic rivalry? I swear lol.
MailOrderSuperhero
Oh I give so much enthusiastic nodding to!!!!
Mazoca
Can't believe my wish has been granted 🥺
