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CRYOSTASIS - PEAK FORMS
🕑 Added 2023-02-25 14:29:34 +0000 UTCIt's been a while since we've checked in on Action Forms, Ukrainian jankromancers who have yet to disappoint me with their resourcefulness and dedication to making me scratch my head hard enough to have bald patches. I wanted to check out Cryostasis because people told me it was the best Action Forms game. And it was. For completely unexpected reasons.
I haven't decided if enjoyable jank or miserably awful jank makes for a better video. On the one hand, Kreed, which surprisingly gets no shout-out in this video (probably because Cryostasis shows no signs of being trash), may have given me actual brain damage, as evidenced by the fact that the phrase "quit winning" has not left my vocabulary despite the best efforts of trained professionals.
Please say nothing about the water cannon. I've already spent too much time looking at the water cannon. It doesn't heat you up and I refuse to accept that it works better than a submachinegun for giant insects.
I also went back on my promise to use the term "slavjank" less. It seemed necessary at the time.
-Civvie
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Comments
YukoValis
The weapons aside, I say this game has a better story than FEAR.
John Labor
I gotta admit. You got me a bit misty eyed with that ending. I too, wish that dev team well.
