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JEDI KNIGHT: DARK FORCES 2 - THE RISE OF KATARN

🕑 Added 2021-11-13 17:47:15 +0000 UTC

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Jeff Alfano

I’ve never met anyone else that played this game. What a trip down memory lane.

J3V1L

Yeah. this game was my childhood. I was a little scumbag, so I beat the game using cheat codes, and I spent/wasted a lot of my youth in multiplayer using Microsoft's online Matchmaking. I even downloaded so many character skins and level mods I bricked my Windows 95 PC.

The Massively Erect Penis With Huge Balls Full Of The Cum I Swallow

This gives me great sexual pleasure

The Massively Erect Penis With Huge Balls Full Of The Cum I Swallow

Yes, yes YEEEESSSSS

Probably out of spite, because the train level is better than the blood one.

Benjamin Glover

i can't believe civvie reviewed cruelty squad again

Brian Rich

The jump-bouncing!!! CV-11 you bastard! I had freaking REPRESSED those memories!!

November Delta

Very nice reference about indiscriminately using Max. Man, what I wouldn't give for you to do an episode on Sam & Max Hit the Road, or even a retrospective on the LucasArts point-and-clicks from that era.

Merjia

Fun fact I grew a beard while watching this. I can’t even grow a beard. That’s just the power of Almighty Katarn.

banditobane

Fear the beard.

Silentphil9

Civvie's right. Jedi Knight 2 is better. Fight me.

Duuuuuude, I've been waiting for an 'Outlaws' reference! I'm sure it's probably a long shot, but man, it sure would be awesome for a video on that game. That was another one of my favorite shooters growing up.

Was Sam and Max: hit the road that popular at the time? I see it referenced in a bunch of other Lucusarts games, I thought Monkey Island was more successful. guess I thought wrong.

JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER

Fuck yes

Civvie

I was looking through all the previous Maw cutscenes looking for legs and I had no idea this happened.

Maktaka

I don't know how the game expects you to know this, but Maw does actually have legs in that opening cutscene. Rahn bisects him in that opening cutscene fight. But they don't show his legs in that entire scene or suggest the blow that struck him down also cut him in half, so how would you know that without reading the novelization?

Citizen Cain, PhD

This is the game I used to get my parents to upgrade our OS from Windows 3.1 to Windows 98. Also, those little lightsaber training droids do show up in Morgan Katarn's workshop, but only if you hit a switch to activate them. Also, it's pronounced "Nar Shadaa" and "Grans". Come on, Civvie, you can look up Pic's full name but you can't look up how to pronounce the fake words correctly?

I would love to see an Outlaws episode. I played the shareware level a bit as a kid and just recently completed an actual playthrough of the main story and I thought it was great, if just a little long.

Green

I think what I remember most about this game was ignoring the lightsaber and just blowing up every stormtrooper with a rocket launcher, also the dark jedi enemies always felt waaaay too tanky.

J3V1L

HA HA, YES!

Mr. McCrunchables

Played this for the first time a few years back. Never thought it measured up to Raven’s entries in the series, but I’m glad to see another Dark Forces video nonetheless!

I haven’t thought about Outlaws in years… so when Outlaws Civvie?

Lesss gooo

Christopher French

Good things come to those who wait.

Love the Jedi Knight games, one of the first PC games I completed when I was younger was Jedi Academy!

Man I've been waiting for this one. Too bad trying to run the game is super janky

Dave Taylor

Oh boy, I played this game to death as a kid. It is weird as fuck, you're right, but I loved it despite of its many faults. It really caught my imagination as a wee Star Wars fan, pre Phantom Menace. Definitely still part of the Lucasarts golden age.