YOU ARE EMPTY - THE STALINGRAD CHICKEN EMERGENCY

condenser

This is the video that made me get a patreon subscription

Walt_Man

On of my favorite Civvie vids!

punktum

sorry boilng point

punktum

deep silver boilin point rooad t o hell

The Massively Erect Penis With Huge Balls Full Of The Cum I Swallow

Now THATS what I jerk off about

Tony Toon

This game looked like it was made by highly disturbed individuals who only moved from the art to the gameplay once the barbiturates kicked in.

Great episode! I like the new "Katie style" and the music. Thanks to both of you! P.S.: More Cancer Mouse!

Beautiful

/htg/anon

FUND IT

Brian Rich

"It's jank-o'clock". I want that on my coffee mug 'cause that's a bumper sticker right there.

I played and beat this game years ago... I actually liked it, but it's ball breakingly hard, not as hard as Hell Forces, but in the exact same vein (and by the looks of things, the same engine too) :)

Planescaped

Wait.... so a plague made people zombies? But also made people crazy, but also made dogs steampunk cybernetic? This game has "made by 3 first year college students" written all over it.

TonySki

Question, are the random cuts supposed to look like glitch transitions to go with the SlavJank or is that an accident?

I'm thinking we that we need to start coming up with Slavjank Strata. You Are Empty definitely belongs to a higher Slavjank Strata, along with, say, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game, Atomic RPG, Chaser and the like. I'd like to see the reaction Civvie gets from some true Slavjank, like The Void. That clock won't even be circular any more. (pro-tip: Chaser and The Void would be EXCELLENT episodes)

Civie! You need to let us know where we can get these games! I know you play them so we don't have to, but damn this one looks like a good ride XD

QuetzaDrake

Wow I haven't thought about the Hoboken Chicken Emergency in a long time, Also, I'm pretty sure thanks to internet videos I've heard the Soviet national anthem more times than the American one.

Hi Katie! Thank you for the zoooommms!!

Brian Rich

Drawing clocks? Niiiice. In my lab, we just get sent to the stanchions 'cause the ticks need to feed and store-bought blood is super expensive.

Good stuff as always.

Civvie

Done.

Beers

If you could drop the z from my name in the credits.

one of five who got the joke. great video as always civvie.

Zeno Clash when Civvie?

Kurt Hectic

PRO Katie face reveal when Civvie?

Silentphil9

I've been watching Hannibal again, so the clock bit really got to me.

The Cancer Mouse cameo made me Lol.

Tripp Andre

Спасибо, гражданский одиннадцать.

Slendamann

Love this strange eastern european jank. Get Übersoldier, it's in the same vein, but about killing nazis instead. Also you play a dude that can emit a fancy-ass forcefield that stops bullets. And it has über in the name, and as we know, anything with ümlauts is worth trying.

O'Conner

Instant classic.

Mik-Zed

Shiiit, I saw Jarekgamingdragon cover this a while back and found a torrent on a whim. Had a similar bafflingly good time beating it.

Too Much Sascha

YES

Mario_bland

Seconds after seeing the nurse enemy... silent jank? slavic hill?

Alpha Scientist Javo

So what is the difference between Slavjank and Eurojank I always saw them as mostly the same thing

Finn Kempers

In the future Civvie if you have issue with older games, give DxWnd a try if you haven't already :) worked for me with a 1999 game (Hype: The Time Quest) alongside I think nGlide.

Zan the Bonebreaker

Oh, right, the *other* slavjank!

Fun fact. Those jars actualy contain pure alcohol. So, like a true slav, your character heals by chugging alcohol. XD

RepressedJoker

Well that's an eye catching title if I ever saw one

Zambri

1. If you get a copyright claim for Battleship Potemkin it'll be the funniest thing 2. From Jersey and can confirm 3. Tankie joke good

JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER

Fuck yes