PRO POSTAL 4 EARLY ACCESS JANKY ALPHA
🕑 Added 2020-04-29 17:51:09 +0000 UTCFinally! (He says, as an introduction to half of the uploads)
Been planning this one for a while obviously. I was waiting for Postal 4 to be in a better state before doing a video. Also had to upgrade my PC in order for it to not look and run like complete trash. A recent performance updated helped a lot. Now I get it running between 50-60 FPS most of the time and I all I needed was a GTX 2060 RTX and 16 GB of RAM! Oh yeah!
I expect to fully jump into the Daikatana video next. FYI, I am playing with the 1.3 patch because I want to give people an idea of what they'd be playing in 2020. I know some of you will be disappointed that I'm not using the most unstable version, so I came up with a compromise: I played with save gems and left companions on - as intended by Blessed Romero. If you think it's no longer a frustrating mess with the 1.3 patch you just wait. This one is going to take a bit longer because I'm expecting it to be at least 45 minutes wading through it's green, vertex-warpy horrors.
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Comments
Mike Nelson
I remember Postal 2 being the first game I ever pirated (via IRC of all places) back when I was 12 years old shortly after it's release, and boy was it worth it. If it weren't for that juvenile moment, I don't think I would have ended up discovering you, Civvie. Thank you for all of your hilarious content and for seriously taking me back to the golden age of gaming in which I grew up in with idTech and Build engine games, you're YouTube gold and I am proud to introduce myself to Patreon by joining your community.
Steven Raith
And Lo, Twas Civvie Pissing On Himself That Brought Me To His Patreon. Whisper it, but I've watched the entire back catalogue - twice - while working from home for the last few months, but this video tipped me over the edge, it was adorable.
The game is a bit shite right now. It's a Postal-skin of your typical asset-flip shooter. Of course, a) it is an alpha of a single level, and b) it's Postal, where quality has never been job one. I would like to see someone with some actual game design/level design on this project. Postal 2 was a lot of things (some of them vastly amusing), but an actual GAME it wasn't. A few linear gauntlet "missions" don't cut it anymore, and that's all I saw in the alpha.
rwman
He'll give you a crack pipe if you piss on him.
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
Merch is lame. ...I’d still buy that shit.
Silentphil9
How come there's Civvie merch IN GAME but not in real life? I want a Cancer Mouse t-shirt dammit!
Zubaz
Oh man, I bought this on release and my old ass Laptop could barely handle the game at really low settings... so I gave up. Now I get to see what I’m missing out on.
im getting alot of pent up frustration that no one is willing to pee on you civvie are you okay?
Terry T. [ERROR]
Absolute perfection. Hope this ends with, what else, the apocalypse.
This belongs in a museum!
Burt Fuckman
Demolition Man reference... that's a paddlin
CruduxCruo
Damn Civvie, you're video game currency now. Next you need to do a cooking episode with Gordon Ramsay. Also Pro Death Wish for Blood when Civvie
Paul Voyles
I wonder how many Duke references they can get him to say before Randall S. Pitchford III gets involved. Though knowing RWS they'd just put Randy in the game as a shitty street magician
This can't be good for me, but I feel great.
Michal -milczyciel- Holdynski
7:52 aaand now I'm tempted to go and see if you actually did that :D
Mike Gehri
Wait, I thought if you were killed while in the computer, you would die in real life too!?
Civvie
I didn't name the thing
QuarterGamer
GTX 2060 RTX, GTX RTX. Civvie pls. pls.
Stephen Ward
Last time I played Daikatana the first boss spawned right above the doorway I was in and it didn't want to move so I just picked it off with ease. So much jank :) I do remember enjoying the greek levels back in the day with the Harryhausen-esque skeletons.
Huh, those are pretty high specs for the outdated graphics the game has.
Civvie
It'll be as long as it needs to be. I expect it to be longer than normal just because of how long my notes and current outline are.
Gritt Grittner
For a minute, I thought this was a Tiger King game.
Kurt Hectic
That's how is done.
Citizen Cain, PhD
The Civvie easter eggs make me unreasonably happy.
November Delta
That was a wonderful and much-needed distraction from my day. Thank you for that. Do you think your Daikatana episode will be as long as the DNF? I *really* enjoy your longer episodes, even though I'm sure they are a ton of work on your (and Katie's) end.
Raul Campos
Thanks, Civvie
exiledPostman
Thank you.
And my parents told me paying convicts to do whatever was a BAD idea. hahah whos laughing now?
THANK GOD
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
Fuck yes