I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST KREED
🕑 Added 2019-07-23 15:16:25 +0000 UTCEDIT: I HAVE FIXED THE JOKE (AND A COUPLE OTHER THINGS) AN RE-UPLOADED. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
It's been too long since I've done a baffling, maddening, awful game for the show and this is another one that nearly broke me. And not an in-character, "Civvie gets tortured by a game" kind of way, in the way that I spent two days playing this... THING, and another day looking at other people's playthroughs to make sure they were experiencing the same things I was because there were times where I thought "maybe running this under Windows 10/any newer hardware is the problem because there's no way that this game is this bad."
This is one of the reasons I don't do bad games all the time.
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Comments
Aaron Thomas
Strange, it seems alot of these areas are copy- and pasted. Whole hallways, rooms; so it get's a little confusing.
OniBarubary
I give this game -1 stars. Which after this video I have now learned flips back all the way around to infinity.
Ok lets see the video again and play the drinking game of: "see, a lot of this areas..". And also, what the hell with these cut scenes. Corridor 7 slideshow was way better gotta say.
Silentphil9
Pro S.T.A.L.K.E.R. when, Civvie? Actually, he said he could never get into it. That's too bad because I love it. I've put 145 hours into Call of Pripyat. I can't explain it, but I just love it.
Silentphil9
What's your pleasure, sir?
Kurt Hectic
OMG, what a fucking mess.
Zerofuchs
Such a terrible game can only be described as beautiful in it's own way... as always your tears bring a smile, thanks for the vid. For recommendations well.. I'd say give alien/zombie shooter a go, or the sequels. Janky as hell but gloriously fun.
CruduxCruo
After Island Peril i didn't think you had the energy to put yourself through this kind of torture again.
Joseph R Wyatt
Best birthday present ever
Silentphil9
Thumbs up for Ellison title.
Civvie
This is possible. I saw a long play of this game on YouTube that had a copyright claim on it for music.
punktum
at 18:19 i think they sampled the beggining of ma baker by bonny m
punktum
getting closer to pro stalker
Planescaped
Hey, at least it's not the matrix level from Tek-War...