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Bonus: Seamus & Eddie character stat sheets, SFW and after-dark versions πββπ
🕑 Added 2025-01-13 18:00:12 +0000 UTCAlright, this ended up being a ton of fun for me to make, and forced me to think hard and define these guys a little bit better!! Hope you guys dig the lore and stats - both the clean ones and the filthy ones - and was there anything that surprised you?? Tell me!
SFW stat sheet template is by @Cparrisart on bluesky! The after-dark version is my own creation. Attached to this post, along with Seamus and Eddie's sheets, are blank templates if you guys have OCs of your own that you might want to use these for!! Enjoy!
Comments
Berthulf
It's all lies. You can't believe in soulmates //and// not have a romantic bone in your body. Those viewpoints are entirely antithetical.
Berthulf
I have one question... how is Seamus so unromantic, when he has twice as many points across fate/destiny and soulmates as Eddie does? He has more in soulmates than Eddie has in both! It's maxed out! Like, this man is absolutely certain he has a fated 'partner' that he is literally incomplete, a half-person without... That's the epitome of romantic! Poor thing just needs a little real loving from his boy, and a little bit of help to finish cracking open that shell he's still fighting his way out of; well, not to worry, Papa B always has plenty of room under his wing for a couple more chickadees.
Arthur Charles
If Seamus needs someone to read to him and cook for him - I volunteer. He'll be a pleasantly plump sci-fi geek in no time. ;p
Celery Man
the unfilled, blank template versions are attached to this post as files!!! ready for you to use ππ
Justin
LOL iβve been looking for a good character attribute sheet for a few days and here you post this. iβll need to clear it out but this is great!
Celery Man
hahah stats will do that sometimes!! π€π
Celery Man
I hoped this would be the case!! that these stats and things would help flesh them out and feel more real and relatable.
Griffin Barrows
Just got -bricked- from reading stats haha. woof!
Daniel J McDonald
I'd buy a print
Valar Morghulis
With those details they seem so real... and they both seem to be good guys really
Valar Morghulis
Seamus is perfect to me π
Celery Man
they're definitely opposites in a lot of ways, but do opposites attract?? sometimes!!! most of my close relationships in life have been introvert/extrovert pairs.
Celery Man
haha I know right!? it was really fun to make these.
Celery Man
π happy you like it!!
Celery Man
now that is an excellent idea π¦π©
Raylen
There are many things to love in comparing their stat sheets, but what I loved the most was that the two of them are the typical extrovert/introvert friend pairing. (I also LOLed at Seamus' reload speed being maxed)
Daniel J McDonald
Should let Random Gym Bro and his gallon jug have a turn on sweet little Eddie
Daniel J McDonald
Well that was much more boner than I expected from a character sheet
scroll_alt_del
This is so cool of a project! π©Ά
GregK
Maybe his experience there will encourage him to see how different it is with two men...
Murphyus
I totally saw that through line! Heβs all about water. π¦
Celery Man
ha, he's filthy! I knew that would trip some people up π but as I was filling this out, I thought, hey he likes the ocean, sailing, aquatic stuff... maybe that would extend... to...
Murphyus
Least surprising: Seamus is a selfish lover. Most surprising: Eddie is really into water sports. Maybe I didnβt give his kinky side enough creditβ¦
Celery Man
haha same here tbh! it was surprisingly fun and exciting etc to develop all these
Celery Man
I felt like Eddie was already a nickname!! and shit, you're right, they could both be aliens wearing human skin as a disguise...
Celery Man
I think so too!! I tried to fill out their sheets fully independently, without thinking at all about how the two stats spreads would relate to each other in the end. only after they were all filled out did I set them against each other to compare, and I do think it's interesting to see... not least because there are some pretty big differences/incompatibilities. And yeah, the exhib/nudism thing is a common tie, makes you wonder about all the potential ways they could enjoy something like that together... maybe... someday...
Celery Man
a tragic one!!!!!
Celery Man
haha so, I interpreted Beauty to mean stuff like skincare, grooming, hairstyling. and I think in that regard, both these guys are fairly middle-of-the-road - they dont ignore those things, but dont make them central priorities either.
Celery Man
he's due for an appearance in the next painting!! it'll be ready at the beginning of Feb π¨
Celery Man
interesting, interesting
Celery Man
ding ding, Joel got the right idea!! That story from Griffin was so great that I've decided, even if it's still fanfic and not canon, it's so close to the mark of how I see these guys acting and relating to each other, that it might as well be!! it's exactly the sort of sexcapade I could see Seamus getting into.
Celery Man
I, too, am curious to see that!! on paper, these two have quite a number of incompatibilities. but, opposites often attract...
Joel Showalter
I remember a hot story (maybe from Griffin Barrows?) that involved Seamus, two women, and some restraints β and Eddie on the other side of the wall. If that's considered canon, then "group sex" makes sense here!
Joel Showalter
Wow. I surprised myself by getting turned on as I studied these and imagined the possibilities. Tell me I'm not the only one?! I had no idea that I would be so into this data! Thanks, CM!
Mac Foraday
No nickname for Eddie? No one calls him Ed? Race/species not filled in for either of them, are they not human?!
ParanoidDrone
Mmm yes statistics gimme more of this good food. It's interesting to see the ways Seamus and Eddie are compatible, especially contrasted against the ways they definitely aren't. Love that Seamus is into exhibitionism and Eddie's apparently a bit of a nudist.
gooeycandy
the maxed vs empty stats in romance tell an entire story
Zendrick42
Only 3 points in beauty? I won't stand for the lies and slander π€
Dunmwaru Preachan
Eddie is my favorite.
rider.break97
watersports is filled in on both π
GregK
Interesting that Seamus is into group sex. Have we seen that yet? Might make an interesting scene... π€ π₯΅
David Maddux
These are fantastic, C, and a nice in-depth view of the characters. It's no surprise Eddie is the caring, attentive one and Seamus quite a bit more self-focused. It's going to be interesting to see if that attribute changes as he gets closer to Eddie. Unless, of course, hell freezes over first.
