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woah!!!! it's me! ya boi! just yappin & jerkin it for like, ..

woah!!!! it's me! ya boi! just yappin & jerkin it for like, 2 seconds before my cock-block roommate comes home &i get camera shy, but hey! big thanks to the folks still here, there's gonna be somethin real nice in ur dms in the next day or two ;)

oops! went tree planting uh,, ill be back shortly i promise

Very Tall (5'6")

put me back in the gd woods

ya boi just wants to get fucked 😔

may i interest u in a lil snack??

born to be a housecat in a sunbeam, doomed to have "responsi..

born to be a housecat in a sunbeam, doomed to have "responsibilities"

itsa me, yer local noodle, grainy & lo-fi,, waddup

yeah im pretty much elton john

loiterin 😎

k but what would u do to me between these two ferns 👀👀

almost flipbook material

*almost* flipbook material

my favourite part about boxer briefs is the lil snack pouch ..

my favourite part about boxer briefs is the lil snack pouch 🤗

am i giving labourer or am i gonna need some carhartts

ya boi peeks 🫣

absolutely love a horizontal shot, hate shooting horizontal

wanna see me get bendy?

bounca bounc

h o y a

pretty neat, right?

ill take some cream, but not in my coffee iykwim

is "good moaning" overdone yet or??

actually one of my favourite shirts

writhin around in a sunbeam (like a worm on the sidewalk aft..

writhin around in a sunbeam (like a worm on the sidewalk after the rain)

one day ill have someone to send nudes to directly 😔 but als..

one day ill have someone to send nudes to directly 😔 but also who am i kidding, probably would only post these here anyways

all i want is for someone to eat treats outta my flat sweaty..

all i want is for someone to eat treats outta my flat sweaty palms with some kinda ardent desperation

id make a fine lap cat

makin good use of this bnb :)

i went tree planting! but i also got some wicked achilles te..

i went tree planting! but i also got some wicked achilles tendinopathy like 3 days in. here's me accepting "rest" (two weeks after the fact) and not bein a tuff guy. still thinkin about amputating both feet for shovel feet and becoming an unstoppable planting cyborg.