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Out here rewriting the rulebook ~ and trust me, you want to ..
Out here rewriting the rulebook ~ and trust me, you want to be on my side of the game
If I walked into the room right now, what would be your firs..
If I walked into the room right now, what would be your first thought? âī¸
What do you think the recoil is like? (hint: it gets extreme..
What do you think the recoil is like? (hint: it gets extremely crazy)
I sneezed while putting on mascara and accidentally gave mys..
I sneezed while putting on mascara and accidentally gave myself war paint. I looked like I was about to charge into battle, not into brunch. Did I wipe it off? No. I added lip gloss and called it a look. The barista said "bold choice" and I said "thank you, it's artistic delusion"
should i do it?? should i leak my own private snapchat folde..
should i do it?? should i leak my own private snapchat folder? đĨē
( ęŠ á¯ ęŠ;)â â
( ęŠ á¯ ęŠ;)â â
You know what is completely absurd?? when the girl is like 4..
You know what is completely absurd?? when the girl is like 4,11 and shes dating a guy whos like 6,5.. absolutely CRAZY.. like imagine that. you can tell shes getting completely ruined
honestly i sometimes fantasize about doing it in a library....
honestly i sometimes fantasize about doing it in a library.. đ
bored?? yes. 1st one to actually send me an actual funny mem..
bored?? yes. 1st one to actually send me an actual funny meme gets a reward.. im WAITING
if I was your secretary... would you risk your job to have f..
if I was your secretary... would you risk your job to have fun with me? đ
quick! join me for a swim... unless you're afraid of getting..
quick! join me for a swim... unless you're afraid of getting soaking wet with me đ
my b-day is on sunday buuuuut i can't spoil my plans just ye..
my b-day is on sunday buuuuut i can't spoil my plans just yet ;p đ
I'm here to clean up your mess... but I think you'll be maki..
I'm here to clean up your mess... but I think you'll be making a bigger mess because of me đŗ
wanna find out what kind of underwear i've got on today? đ
wanna find out what kind of underwear i've got on today? đ
can i show u something đĢĻ
can i show u something đĢĻ
show me that morning wood before u take care of it đ
show me that morning wood before u take care of it đ
hmmmmpf if u could hear the dirty thoughts i get daily.... đ¤
hmmmmpf if u could hear the dirty thoughts i get daily.... đ¤
wanna guess what i'm thinking about? đ
wanna guess what i'm thinking about? đ
this skirt's so tight u can see what type of underwear i'm w..
this skirt's so tight u can see what type of underwear i'm wearing đŗ
uugh u made such a dirty mess... u better not stare up my sk..
uugh u made such a dirty mess... u better not stare up my skirt while i'm cleaning đŋ
you've been a bad boy... no titties for you until you earn y..
you've been a bad boy... no titties for you until you earn your forgiveness đ
you thirsty?? đ
you thirsty?? đ
bet you didn't know 35% of you have your re-new turned OFF....
bet you didn't know 35% of you have your re-new turned OFF...if you turn it on & send me a đ¤ in dm's, i'll show you something you've NEVER seen b4 đ¤
did you see what i sent you? đ
did you see what i sent you? đ
guess who decided not to wear any panties today đĨ°
guess who decided not to wear any panties today đĨ°
guess who decided not to wear any panties today đĨ°
guess who decided not to wear any panties today đĨ°
ready to motorboat me? đ
ready to motorboat me? đ
can i show u something i really shouldn't? đ
can i show u something i really shouldn't? đ
what are you staring at? đ
what are you staring at? đ
HAPPY HUMP DAY đ¤¤
HAPPY HUMP DAY đ¤¤
