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Alvinophiliacs - Underwear Secrets Pt2
Now contains: More Gender Inequality!
Alvinophiliacs - Meet The Supporting Characters
Click HEREto meet the Main Cast!Click HEREto meet the Rivals!Click HEREto meet the Love Interests!I'll probably come up with descriptions for this folks. Maybe.
Alvinophiliacs - Meet The Rivals
Click HEREto meet the Main Cast!Click HEREto meet the Love Interests!Gerry - (Gerald William Harper)Nickname: "Jerry", "Ger"Occupation:Literature TeacherBio: During the day, Gerry teaches verbs; at night, he slurs his way through the bar, misplacing his life choices like they’re flashcards. Though his students love him, it's mostly because they get a break from boring lessons...
Random Laios Post
I forgot I made a different version of this okay? Plus, it's not like you came here to see dick anyways! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled crap on the 25th. Like, probably.
A Taste Of Beer Belly
I mean, would YOU drink sloppy seconds?
Working Up The Working Men (But in Underwear!)
What's the difference between this and the previous one you ask? It has less features and costs double! Pretty sweet deal, huh~? Admit it, you love it!
Working Up The Working Men
Can you tell this was supposed to be made for Labor Day? Oh you couldn't? And I just reminded you just now? Oh noes...
Thanksgiving 2023
I'm like 95% sure this is probably offensive to somebody somewhere, so let's all promise to never share this to anyone or else I'll make sure to take everybody down with me when the internet ethics committee come for my ass. Okay? Okay.
Halloween Monsters (WIP)
i realized it's been more than a quarter of a year since I promised I'd finish this, but come onnnn, I still haven't figured out what to do with the werewolf and the mummy...! gimme a break okay? And I don't see anyone offering up ideas. So until my dumb brain comes up with a nasty act of crime to commit upon these sexy men in kids costumes, it'll remain as a work-in-progress i...
Dad-Ventures - Robert (WIP)
I may or may not add a nasty cockroach going inside his cigarette burn wound later...
Dad-Ventures - Craig
Now I don't know much about body building, but I'm like, 99% sure suddenly growing an outie is definitely a part of the getting swole process. Hope Craig enjoys his brand new hernia!
Dad-ventures - Brian
Okay, okay, I know this doesn't make sense physically, but... Uhhhhhh... Fishy physics make belly hole go big?? Well, there goes 5 years of college down the drain lol.
A "Fun"raiser Campaign
What are they raising funds for exactly? Dunno actually, But if I had to guess, probably so they can afford lawyers to issue restraining orders against everyone present during the fundraiser.
Extra: Bowser X Luigi
Will Nintendo sue me for defamation of their beloved iconic characters? Only time will tell! Or you people will if any of you are Nintendo's lawyers. if the latter unexpectedly happens to be the case and Nintendo's lawyers did happen to see this... Well, Nintendo's lawyers, you should know that I am well within my rights to... Beg for mercy. Please don't sue me! Thanks.
Necessary Protocols (WIP)
This is what they do during weigh-ins right? Stop me if I'm wrong haha, really, I genuinely have no idea what the heck I'm doing. somebody tell me whether they have extra examinations in one of those things.Edit: alright, so you might notice this post is a bit sparse in quantity, and I have a very truthful (not good) explanation for that, which is explained in this very boring patreon post...
Mermay 2023
Surprise Merman Tentacle Porn! So I really wanted to participate in Mermay but alas, my dreaded schedule last month had not given me enough time to do so (Woe is me :c) So I'm doing it now, because I guess being late is just a part of me now.So here's a little collage of my Merman of unknown fish species named Gale in his natural and healthy ocean habitat where nothing bad ever happens to ...
Firefighter's Day 2023
Haha! Surprise Nudity! Bet ya'll weren't expecting that huh?? Oh you were? Oh noes.. Welp! Who cares if I originally planned this to be uploaded on National Firefighter's day? We can't all be punctual firemen now can we? So you get this late crap instead. Hah!
May 2023 Sketches
while I will apologize for the Luigi & Bowser sketch, know that I am not sorry in the slightest.
May Suggestions [CLOSED]
Alright, this time let's make it a little bit different, to celebrate me receiving a Nintendo Switch, which Nintendo character would you like to see me draw next? Make sure to include what to do as well!
Don't Let The Couch Bugs Bite
Hehe, get it? Well I'm sorry, we can't all be great writers now can we? You come up with a better title then.Anyhow, thanks to the patron who suggested this and for all the folks who voted for it on our polls! Thanks to you lots I finally got to violate my favorite chocolate-flavored OC who is probably having his insides munched about by some weird couch termite, I'm sure he's fine...
April Suggestions [CLOSED]
What / who / should I draw next? Like what do you guys wanna see from me? I want the specifics! Nothing's too nasty or too boring! I wanna hear what you all got!
Bunny's Belly Needs A Rub
I originally intended this to be titled 'Easter 2023' but I guess I'm a few eons too late for that now aren't I? So instead we have that title, is it better? Is it terrible? I don't know at this point, I pretty much just slap the world 'belly' in everything and call it a day, hoping some poor sucker gets a kick out of it, I mean I do, considering I'm a huge sucker.
Build-A-Bunny
Now I'm not religious, but I just want an excuse to draw a really fucked-up and/or sexy Easter bunny or bunny-adjacent person. So, pick which type I should draw for this upcoming Easter!
