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Casual Heroing, Chapter 155
Having some certificate problems with Read-y. I'll upload the chapters there as soon as it's up again.2/7 chapters this week!MORE AND MORE TRAINING! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ.............Chapter 155 - Real TrainingFive hours had passed since Magister Mulligan had brought the Human in a pocket dimension meant for training him with a Master-Class Golem.The look on h...
One Day Delay
Double chapter tomorrow, proofreader was out travelling back home all day couldn't make it.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 154
Next chapter comes out Tuesday, August 1st!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)ANOTHER NEW PR?! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ1/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 154 - Lightweight, BabyProgressive overload is one of the most popular concepts in any gym. Even a guy with a middle school diploma can probably explain what it means: add a bit more weight each time instead ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 153
Next chapter comes out Monday, July 31st!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)NEW PR?! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ7/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 153 - DistributionMy forehead rests against the icy pommel of the gargantuan Vanedeni sword. A single thought dominates my mindโI canโt do this. Perhaps, if this had been a movie or a book, a training montage after...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 152
Next chapter comes out Sunday, July 30th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)BLACK OPS?! ๐๐๐6/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 152 - OperativeLucillus awoke to a bone-chilling cold, the harsh stone wall behind him pressing into his naked torso. His vision swam, finally adjusting to the overwhelming darkness. The room was a void, an oppressive and stifling blackness that consumed...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 151
Next chapter comes out Saturday, July 29th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)DIVE INTO THE PAST! ๐ด๐ด๐ด5/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 151 โ CarriageArminius, Twenty Years PriorUnderneath the sprawling azure sky, the bustling crowd of potential recruits of the Royal Guard exited the Royal Academy in a great hurry. They ignored the stall vendors, the parents waiting for them ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 150
Next chapter comes out Friday, July 28th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)MAN HAS PLANS! ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ4/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 150 โ Problem-SolvingTullia knew that her husband and she were arguably two of the strongest Named Adventurers on the continent. They had to participate in several missions with the Royal Guards or in joint operations of the Watch too. By virtue of ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 149
Next chapter comes out Thursday, July 27th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR... ๐ธ๐ป๐ธ๐ป๐ธ๐ป3/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 149 - WaningFlaminia had rarely found something as challenging in the pastry world as puff pastry. Even with all her skills and experience, slipping on one small detail could simply send the butter sprawling everywhereโwhich...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 148
Next chapter comes out Wednesday, July 26th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)DREAMS?! ๐ค๐ค๐ค2/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 148 โ DreamscapeMy body is convulsing on the ground after what felt like the strongest zapping to date.โWas t-this n-necessary?โ I stutter the words, with even one of my facial muscles still spasming.โRespect, young Luciani, is something youโll...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 147
Next chapter comes out Tuesday, July 25th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)METABOLITES, AGAIN, AGAIN?! ๐งฌ๐งฌ๐งฌ1/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 147 - Heavy Pain, Part 3"You stand at the brink of a revelation โ one that carries the weight of centuries of our lineage," Magister Mulligan proclaims with a gravity that echoes in the silence. His eyes, hardened by the passag...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 146
Next chapter comes out Monday, July 24th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)METABOLITES, AGAIN?! ๐งฌ๐งฌ๐งฌ7/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 146 - Heavy Pain, Part 2Aionios muscle?I look down at the huge sword and squat down again while Magister Mulligan's words resound in my head.Magical muscle fibersโฆ you just have to die from pain, Joey, no biggie, I moan internally, grippin...
Audiobook Narrator Poll
I've been thinking about the audiobook of Casual Heroing a lot since tone is going to be harder than in a normal 3rd POV. Personally, I've been floating the idea of getting a female narrator for Joey, if possible with some Italian ancestry. I don't know, I don't find most male narrators voices apt for the task. However, it's also true that I've listened to maybe half a doze...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 145
Next chapter comes out Sunday, July 23rd!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)METABOLITES?! ๐งฌ๐งฌ๐งฌ6/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 145 - Heavy Pain, Part 1"You are out of your damn mind!" I roar, beside myself.Magister Mulligan looks at me without flinching, without his forehead creasing in the slightest. The fact that I felt an almost lethal amount of pain run through my ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 144
Next chapter comes out Saturday, July 22nd!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)SIBLINGS?! ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป5/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 144 โ SiblingsSome time ago"Irene!" The echo of laughter from a [Maid]-[Waitress], sparked by the audacious shout from the Elf standing confidently before her, punctuated the air.โWhy not? You have never wondered what itโs like to date...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 143
Next chapter comes out Friday, July 21st!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)FLAMINIA'S BACK AT IT!? ๐๐๐๏ธ4/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 143 โ NeedsThe afternoon light spilled through the large window, casting long and vibrant rays across the room. Clodia found herself caught in an intricate net of shimmering dust particles kicked up by her guest; she stared into the ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 142
Next chapter comes out Thursday, July 200th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)TRAINING A LOT! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ3/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 142 โ RunesโAs Iโve mentioned, Young Luciani, the training consists of facing a Puppet that will slowly reach what the enchantments on it deem plausible for you to be as a level 20 [Champion]. Then, dur...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 141
Next chapter comes out Wednesday, July 19th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)TRAINING! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ2/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 141 โ ProtocolโOk, beginโฆ How?โ I ask the [Archmage]. โYou mentioned training like a Vanedeni andโฆ stuff?โMagister Mulligan nods.โYoung Luciani,โ he says, โwhoโs the biggest adversary we all h...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 140
Next chapter comes out Tuesday, July 18th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)SIGNING?! ๐๐๐1/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 140 โ Sign UpโSo, explain to me what we are going to do,โ I ask Magister Mulligan.The old man is standing in front of me as I sit on my bed. His long, Merlin-like beard is something out of an Arthurian soap.โYou will be trained in the ways of the ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 139
Next chapter comes out Monday, July 17th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)WHAT'S A DAD GOTTA DO? ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป3/7 (count restarts tomorrow because I realized I didn't start posting on a Monday) chapters this week!.............Chapter 139 โ Parenting14 years earlierโDonโt you worry, son. Everything is going to be okay,โ Frank Luciani was tired, but he knew that gradua...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 138
Next chapter comes out Sunday, July 16th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)TO A MOM'S...! ๐๐๐2/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 138 - ReadyThe book lies on the wooden table. The nosy [Archmage]'s gaze is probably probing while I rest momentarily on my bed. To be fair, I'm not exactly restingโI'm sitting on the edge, safe for the moment but unprepared for what...
Casual Heroing, [Captain] Interlude
Next chapter comes out Saturday, July 15th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)INEXTRICABLE PAST! โฑโฑโฑ1/7 chapters this week!.............[Captain] Interlude โ ArminiusMore than 20 years priorThe Royal Academy was made of splendid white marble that had been refined and enchanted by the best workers on Epretos. The blocks had been shipped from Amoriumโs quarries that, albeit less producti...
Back from the Holidays
I'm back!I'll resume posting tomorrow.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 136-137
Next chapter comes out Friday, July 14th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)DRAMA UNFOLDS! ๐๐๐2/2 chapters this week!.............Chapter 136 - Booklets"The [Prince] begged the [Maid] not to believe his stepmother, for he would never betray her," Lucinda mused while reading the booklet out loud. "But the [Maid] was resolute, thinking that their love would never materialize b...
One Day Proofr. Delay + Announcement(s)
Hello, dear readers!The proofreader has to go through Chapter 136 yet and it will come out tomorrow!This week I'm only going to post two chapters (today's delayed and tomorrow's) because I'm taking a vacation after working non-stop on Casual Heroing and other stuff for almost two years.As most self-employed people, I do feel guilty about leaving the post even temporarily, but gf an...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 135
Next chapter comes out Monday, July 3rd!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)4/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 135 - Food"Why these recipes?" Flaminia asks as we all take a short break. The shells are drying, and everyone is working on straining the faux sheep ricotta cheese."Well, two reasons," I begin, taking a sip of water. "First, these recipes are very special to...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 134
Next chapter comes out Sunday, July 1st!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)NIPPLES?! ๐๐๐3/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 134 โ NipplesโNipples?โ Flaminia asks.โNipples!โ I say.โNipples?โโNIPPLES!โ I laugh out loud.โI donโt believe it,โ she laughs too.โOh, you better.โI just gave a brief explanation of a traditional Sicilian pastry which, translated...
Casual Heroing,
Next chapter comes out Friday, June 30th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)KNOWING ABOUT WHAT?! ๐๐๐2/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 133 โ SharingโSo, what are we making?โ Flaminia asks curiously. I stare at the storage room, pondering the best gift I could leave Happy Bakery in case I were to die during the training montage. Itโs a damn good question, you know? I kno...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 132
Next chapter comes out Wednesday, June 28th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)NEW ADVENTURES! ๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป1/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 132 โ CommitmentโWhat the hell?โ I turned to discover a tall, wizardlyold man. He had a Merlin-like goatee and was wearing a massive hat on his head. And when I say massive, I mean a proper British wedding hat bonanza.But a quest...
Have you been enjoying the secondary POVs?
It's always hard to show the rest of the narrative without jumping through POVs and I would like to know how you felt about the several secondary ones that were in this volume.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 131
Next chapter comes out Tuesday, June 27th!Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)WHO'S THAT?! ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป5/5 chapters this week!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 131 โ SecurityโYeah, the idiot has accepted a Military Duel,โ Arminius laughed among a group of his pals.โReally? He thought that ...
