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HALLOWEEN with BLU HYDRANGEA

In true Novympia Heights fashion, we celebrate #Halloween by gathering around our coffee table/makeshift ouija board and confer with the spirits in realms beyond.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #1

Happy Halloween darlings, let's finish this shitshow off with a bang. Candle Cove is perhaps the most famous creepypasta there is, so I've saved it for last on this chilly October evening.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #2

I've never personally known anyone called Sadie and after this story I don't think I ever want to.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #3

This story shit me up for years. I still think about it late at night when I'm alone. Prepare to have your life ruined.

GINGER SNATCH GAME: Drag Race UK Review S01E04

It's the snatch game and it DELIVERED. Also, Geri was there.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #4

It's taken us a while but tonight we're finally talking about things that creep in the woods. I hope none of you live in remote locations.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #5

Tonight we're going in a slightly different direction, as we enjoy a tale about lovely little fluffy friends who enjoy carrots.Yeah, right.

novympia post Full Of It #77 - North Korea

I mean it's just dreadful really isn't it. Referred to as the world's last remaining hermit kingdom, North Korea is a totalitarian dictatorship with a brainwashed, malnourished population who can at best, throw together a lovely parade.Vice Documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4&list=PLDbSvEZka6GGOrQuonllt75KmhyfZcRjj

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #6

Love theme parks? I do. See if you still love them after tonight's chillingly potent tale - especially cheap, local pop-up theme parks with those thrown-together, shitter dark rides.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #7

Still with me? Haven't died of fright and horror yet? I see. Tonight we'll be talking about shadow figures and clinky clanky boiler rooms in an attempt to make you cack yourself.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #8

Tonight, a tale from an inquisitive individual who was witness to a distressing sight while perched in a tree. Inhale the nighttime hot brew vapours and settle in.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #9

Tonight, we learn about a film shoot that was tarnished by great tragedy and its miserable aftermath. As always I present the story to you from the toasty comfort of my fireside throne. Lock the doors, puffins.

Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #10

Settle in for the next 10 nights as we read some of the highest rated creepypasta stories the internet has to offer. I'll be reading you a new story every night leading up to Halloween from the comfort of my fire-lit mansion on the English moors. Tonight, a story of intrigue and fear from a fisherman with a suspicious boss.

Full Of It #76 - University

Tales from a young gay guy who went to live on his own for the first time and discovered that being impossibly charming with a biting wit wasn't going to be enough to navigate the real world.

CAR BOOTY: Drag Race UK Review S01E03

In this week's offering, we see the girls rummaging through car boot sale trash to create runway looks. It's a rocky start for both Sum Ting Wong and Vinegar Strokes who decide early on that they're both in trouble. On the other side of the room, Crystal, The Vivienne and Baga Chipz resemble a tour de force that isn't unlike the Sanderson sisters. Cheryl did something with marigold...

Full Of It #75 - Slasher Movies

Having recently seen the rebooted, retconned sequel to the original 70s slasher movie Halloween (try to keep up), I'm spending the day delving into this bizarre subgenre of horror. It's an entire catalogue of movies dedicated to showing us virgins running from maniacs wielding knives and chainsaws, maybe popping the odd tit out.

NOVYMPIA TAKE ORLANDO Part 1

The condensed version for YouTube, which includes Nova's footage, ride photos and a 'British people mentioning the temperature' count.

Full Of It #74 - The Death of Elisa Lam

Elisa Lam was a Canadian student who vanished during a solo trip while she was staying at the infamous Hotel Cecil in Los Angeles. When guests complained about the water pressure at the hotel, authorities were alerted to the discovery of the missing woman in one of the buildings water tanks. CCTV footage from a hotel elevator emerged showing Elisa exhibiting bizarre, eery behaviours which immediat...

TOTAL SLAGS: Drag Race UK Review #1

It's the start line of RuPaul's Drag Race UK and we're reviving our weekly reviews to present RAZOR sharp observations about our British girls. Find out what Olympia makes of Baga Chipz throwing around euphemisms like there's no tomorrow and what Nova's opinion is on Gothy Kendoll's mini challenge performance. Including commentary on the bizarre feedback given to Blu Hydran...

Tim Somerfield - Winter Is Coming

We're not ones to endlessly share our friends work, especially if they're just not talented (notice how Char's content is invisible around here) but this dude is the real deal. I was more than happy to produce the video for this song because it's just beautiful. Honestly a jam. I appreciate how nightmarish it can be to try and get yourself known and Tim is the sweetest guy so if yo...

Full Of It #73 - Dissociative Identity Disorder

Formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder, this is a discussion surrounding the fascinating behaviours of a very small group of individuals; people who react to childhood trauma by taking imaginary friends to a whole other level.

Getting Tats

This is really more of an exercise in figuring out how the fuck the focus/autofocus works on our Canon because a lot of the footage is garbage but it's a cute little memento of getting tattoos with our friend (@rebekkarekkless on Insta) including Olympia's first.

Full Of It #72 - Lizzie Borden

BLOODY HELL! Literally. The bird killed her father and stepfather by hacking their faces with an AXE. She claims to have been fannying around in the barn with some cool, crisp pears. It's a story that's gripped like, the whole world for over a century because of how absurd it is that she was acquitted.

FROZEN 2 TRAILER REACTION

It's edging ever nearer to the release of Frozen 2. Naturally, Nova is forcing a reaction video to the final trailer on everyone and Olympia is miffed.

NEW MERCH LAUNCH 2019

Located on our Teespring is the new Novympia merch line with an absolute plethora of high quality couture.https://teespring.com/stores/novympiamerch

Animal Kingdom/Islands of Adventure

With no energy left, we trundle round our final few parks.

Full Of It #71 - Florida 2019

The sounds moves around a little on this one due to a new mic setup but it finds itself eventually.A full 2 weeks of perspiration, here's a darling rundown of some of our experiences in Orlando. I mentioned briefly and forgot to go back and explain an anecdote about Char and I, whereby we spent the entire vacay (much to the annoyance of Megan and Nova) reenacting a scene from Psychic Sally whe...