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NOVYMPIA'S DRAGWORLD 2019
Join us, Char and The Novympia Cult as we walk around DragWorld at The Olympia London, complaining.
Florida Update
The first of many dreadful clips from The Butt Family Florida vacation 2019.
Full Of It #70 - Heaven's Gate
Heaven's Gate was a UFO religious cult that existed from 1974 to 1997 when the majority of its followers infamously executed their 'exit plan' in the form of a mass suicide. It's teachings/brainwashing and particularly the bizarre imagery associated with their group suicide uniform have become one of the most widely known examples of the dangers of cults.With regard to the names be...
DRAG RACE UK CAST REACTION
Starting off with this little nugget of joy, we'll be sitting down to bring you a Drag Race UK RuVisited recap for all of the episodes, starting October 3rd.
Full Of It #69 - Toxic Masculinity
Apologies for the late posting but I had a real mare with this one. Inspired by comments made by Good Morning America's Lara Spencer regarding Prince George and his ballet lessons (LOL I kept calling him Andrew, that's really fucking wrong), I'm sitting down to discuss the dangers of repressing young boys to the extent that they grow up to be monsters. In referring to the creative, exp...
Full Of It Glitch
The bastard files for tonight's Full Of It have gone up the shitter so it'll make its way onto Patreon tomorrow daytime, puffins. Apologies for the delay.
POPPEN ATELIER PARODY
Inspired by one of our recent faves, this is my hideous homage to the delightful Maryna of Poppen Atelier.
CTR NITRO-FUELED! Nova vs Olympia
Evoking the memory of a vintage episode of Nova vs Olympia, we sit down to play Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled, the 2019 remaster of the classic PS1 racer.
Full Of It #68 - The Toynbee Tiles
Since the 1980s, cryptic linoleum tiles have appeared in several US cities embedded in roads and sidewalks alluding to an idea that one day, the resurrected dead will colonise Jupiter. So yeah, let's talk about that.
Novympia's AUGUST FAVOURITES 2019
Another rousing game of Faves and Poopers from August 2019 including a cute gardening game for mobile devices and a song that Whitney released from the grave.
Cute Update
No Full of It this week due to DragWorld but I'll get 2 online next week!
Full Of It #67 - Joyce Carol Vincent
The story of a British woman who died in her London bedsit in December of 2003 while wrapping Christmas presents in front of her TV. Joyce was not discovered until January of 2006, lying on the floor with the TV still on. The media jumped on the idea that it was possible for someone's death to go unnoticed in a city as densely populated as London. If you've never heard of Joyce before, get...
ELIZABETH HOLMES PARODY
Disgraced CEO of defunct health tech company Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes is a bizarre, creepy fascination I was only too happy to impersonate.
Full Of It #66 - Pop Idol
A stupid journey into the rabbit hole of dreadful contestants that have appeared on various incarnations of the same hideous karaoke-based TV show, including Pop Idol, The X Factor and Fame Academy.
Novympia Play THE CUBE
Featuring return stars Autumn, Fallowla and Polly, the Novympia channel proudly presents its next rip-off feature based on the British TV gameshow 'The Cube'.
Full Of It #65 - Games
I LOVE GAMES, I feel like this could have gone on even longer there are just so many gems. From board games to current console games, I run the gamit and include a lovely musical interlude in the middle.
Pony Soprano's Prizewinning Tat
Arsehole Race Winner Hannah opens her bag of crap for finishing the race in 1st place, beating Jess who came in a miserable 2nd.
This Wine Tastes Like Crap Episodes 1-10
We're beginning a slow renovation to the Novympia channel which will include new graphics, trailers and merch (can you imagine). With this, we've decided to remove some really old content. These are going to include some really sketchy, poor quality moments or videos where our makeup was particularly diarrhoea. So I'm starting with the first 10 episodes of This Wine which are now going...
The Real Housewives of Bournemouth
A few years ago we were in talks with World of Wonder to produce some parody videos which included this little gem and the 'Addicted to Lettuce' moment. We eventually abandoned the series and put the latter video on our channel but we've decided to leave this one untouched and gift it as a patron exclusive. It suffered from some dodgy jokes and sound issues but it's still a cute wa...
Full Of It #64 - 9/11
I can only apologise if I've bungled any of the facts regarding 9/11 and for doing an episode about something so horrendous in the first place, but there are many facets of the September 11 attacks which I wanted to talk about.
NOVYMPIA'S PRIDE 2019 with Revolut Donations
Join us as we rehearse, perform and venture through Bournemouth's Bourne Free Pride Festival 2019.If you want to order one of these fancy Revolut cards it's free and there's a spesh Novympia link you can use:http://revolut-for-pioneers.ngih.net/c/1457611/608707/9954
Novympia Perform at Bournemouth Pride 2019
Bournefree is the pride festival hosted in our home town every year and we love being a part of it! Thank you so much to everyone that came and said hi - we had such an awesome time! Here's footage of our set kindly captured by our friend Micha for those of you who were unable to attend. :D x
Full Of It #63 - Theme Parks
In preparing for a trip to the US at the end of the year, we've done nothing but watch videos about Theme Park rides for months.Because of the strange setup I encountered while recording this, I have not reacted to your comments on the previous episode but endeavour to do so next time.
The Fannyversary Quiz Voice Chat is live!
The quiz begins at 9pm but as is custom, we're gearing up the voice chat right now in the Discord.
Full Of It #62 - Roald Dahl
During my apparent phase in paying homage to people who have shaped my childhood, today I am discussing a children's author who has a special place in my misshapen heart - imagineer of classics such as "The Witches" and "Matilda", Roald Dahl.
THE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Tuesday 09/07/19
We're going for The Novympia FANNYVERSARY Kahoot! Quiz!To celebrate 1 year on Patreon we're hosting a quiz in the Discord featuring questions that pertain to everything that's happened here over the past 12 months.If you're new to the cult then all will be explained.At 9:00pm BST on Tuesday 9th, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any ...
What is your fave Novympia video?
For the fannyversary of the Patreon, we've decided to compile a top 10 list for the cultists all-time favourite Novympia videos, to put into a 'I Think It Could Be Beef' podcast discussion about how they were all conceived.You can vote for multiple options on the list below, which is in our opinion, the best 25 videos/series. YOUR FAVE NOT THERE? Comment and we'll see what happens.
The Novympia Fannyversary: 10 Things We've Learned
In honour of the Novympia Patreon's first birthday, I've compiled a list of things I've come to learn and understand as a result of the whole process.
TRYING THAI SNACKS
The good people at Try Treats have sent us another box of international finger foods to sample, this time from Thailand. I can still smell that squid today when the wind changes.Thanks to Chris for picking up on the ghostly audio in the first upload ;)
Al and Rich
As a one year anniversary treat, we have made the most recent episode of the podcast, Full Of It #61 - My buddy Al available for Fledglings and Priests of the cult. In the episode I describe my childhood with my friend Alex and made reference to a photo of us with the world's most impractical fringes. I haven't been able to locate the photo in question but here's an idea (actually a va...
