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The Salem Vlog - SUPER EXTENDED CUT
TIS TIME! Once again our beloved patrœnes are receiving a super extended version of a YouTube holidee vlog, this time as we hopped the Atlantic to visit Salem, Massachusetts. 🧹The condensed public version will be arriving this weekend.
We Test Drive The NEW 2023 FURBY
...and it's another stunning example of Nova abusing a credit card.
Full Of It #262 - Salem
As you might be aware, Noreen and I just vacationed in the historic town of Salem, Massachusetts. With our good Judy's Megan and Kat in tow, we went to every museum and shopping experience going, so pour a nice lukewarm bev and I'll give you a few post-holidee anecdotes.
Becoming Naomi Jon
A cute BTS moment just for you, puffins!
NAOMI JON PARODY
🎵 Drop it down low, make your booty go HOAR. Join us today as Olympia impersonates everyone's favourite German songstress, Naomi Jon.
Full Of It #261 - The Nova Interviews
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nola Granola. Since the last episode was recorded just before we left for Massachusetts and today's offering was recorded shortly thereafter, there was no time for any Patrœne comments to roll in. We're also overdue a Nova pod so with all that in mind, today I thought it would be just the ticket to test Nova's interview skills in 3 increasingly ...
Full Of It #260 - Flat Earth
The modern age belief that the Earth is flat is utterly fascinating - not because of the theory itself, which is thinner than a piece of rice paper that Char's slammed her arse on, but for the people who believe in it. There's an alarmingly large community of people who subscribe to the Flat Earth theory and since there's no questions to be asked about whether the world is a flat disc ...
What do people eat in LITHUANIA?
🇱🇹 We were lucky enough to be sent another glorious box of snacks and treats - this time from the great nation of Lithuania! Yoghurt corn sticks remain controversial.
Full Of It #259 - Pete Burns
Pete Burns was a British singer-songwriter most known for the song You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), as well as having lips the size of a grapefruit. In later life, his plastic surgery adventures would be splashed over the tabloids with such wild abandon that people forgot he was even a musician. It's only now that he's passed away that I've done a deep-dive and find myself having a g...
The August '23 FAVES & SHIDDERS
Do lintrollers actually work? Not according to this sweaty lady.Join us as we round up our August 2023 faves and not-so-faves which also include Nova's disdainful choices; the new season of Futurama and the price of contact lenses.
You Guys Sent Us NAUGHTY GIFTS
This may be one of our largest PO Box hauls yet and oh my god are there some *interesting* parcels this time around 👀
The Amsterdam Vlog - CONDENSED
...and finally, the one hour version for YouTube should you wish to avoid seeing too much Char.
Full Of It #258 - Amsterdam
...and it's a bumper weekend of Dutch fun! Join me for this frothy audio adventure, as I try to catch you up on whatever the hell just happened to Nova, Char, Glennda and I on our trip to The Netherlands.
The Amsterdam Vlog - SUPER EXTENDED CUT
For your viewing pleasure and just for our Patrœne puffins, behold the 2-hour extended cut of our Amsterdam vlog! The one-hour version for YouTube will be arriving soon.This is the first video we're uploading using Patreon's new native video player if you're wondering why it isn't a YouTube link.There's a YouTube version below but unfortunately due to copyright issues, it may ...
People leave us the most HATEFUL comments
Feeling salty? Join us as we round up another selection of mean comments.
Full Of It #257 - The Truman Show
The Truman Show is a 1998 American psychological drama that left a 12-year-old me with my jaw wrapped around my ankles. Our protagonist is the eponymous Truman who unwittingly discovers that his entire life is the centre of an elaborate reality TV show. It was such a wild movie that the delusion about being the focus of a TV show would inform a very real-world (albeit rare) paranoia. I saw it agai...
OBVIOUSLY we watched Barbie The Movie
Like every other living human, we flocked to the theatre like morons to see the new Barbie movie - cue the snafu!
Full Of It #256 - The Wembley Point Woman
In October of 2004, a young woman walked into a 21-storey office block in London, took the lift to the top floor and sat in a workplace cafe with a cup of coffee. None of this would be out of the ordinary - until the moment she stood up, walked over to a window and jumped to her death. Almost two decades later, her identity and the reason she ended her life is still a mystery. So OBVIOUSLY, let...
South African Snacks with Dita Janks
Dita heard that there might be some snacks floating around from her homeland and decided to join Nova in a new taste test video.
Are we crazy cat ladies yet
Introducing Miss Janice Pepper, Queen Consort of Denmark! If you are in the UK and looking to adopt a cat, please consider Desert Paws! https://www.facebook.com/desertpawstotheUK
Full Of It #255 - The Disappearance of Brian Shaffer
Brian Shaffer's Wikipedia page describes him as a current medical student at the Ohio State University which is particularly difficult to swallow given that he disappeared over 17 years ago. In 2006 at the start of spring break, Shaffer was out drinking with friends when he was last spotted on CCTV inside a bar. The same CCTV would not capture him leaving the venue which is why this one remain...
Why are artists being ASSAULTED on stage? | Novympia FAVES
It's this months faves and sh*tters! ...where we discuss Britney getting smacked in the gob, cosmopolitans and people throwing stuff at singers.
Novympia at BOURNEMOUTH PRIDE 2023
It's that time of year again! Join us as we show you how we spent our day at our local pride festival in Bournemouth, Bournefree.
Full Of It #254 - Bad Girls
Bad Girls is a British prison drama that ran from 1999 to 2006, and Christ does it look like it. It's so wildly stuck in a turn-of-the-millennium style that it wavers between a nostalgia sweet-spot and a feeling of wondering how on Earth it was considered good when it was first broadcast. I'm obsessed with this show so let's do another cute walk down memory lane.
TASKMASTER: Drag Queen Edition
In a HOAX reunion, Char and Glennda join us to pay homage to the TV gameshow that requires its contestants to complete stupid tasks for equally stupid prizes.
AI Nightmare Resources
As promised, here are our final generative fill masterpieces, along with the original PNGs for you to have a go with yourselves! Tag us in your creations so we can see if anyone can do better with the prompts we gave each other 👀
Making Photoshop GENERATIVE FILL Nightmares
After using this new AI tool in a recent parody, we decided to play around with it and see what hideous imagery we could generate.
Full Of It #253 - Avril Lavigne
In the last episode it was brought to my attention in alarming fashion that I've never done a pod about my main bird, AvLav. While I'll obviously be talking about her at large, I'm using her in this discussion as an anchor-point to discuss how she helped me traverse a wild teenage experience.
Attempting the HOT ONES CHALLENGE and having regrets
In a bit of a "re-up", we're tackling another hot sauce challenge but this time we're using a set of nightmare fluids as seen on the show, Hot Ones.
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Dita sets the record straight.
