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Where I am
No, I'm not dead, much to many peoples disappointment I know.As is per usual a lot happened in a very short space of time. I decided to take a week off and go traveling for a bit fully in the belief I would have plenty time when I got back, and as one may expect, the Universe decided I needed punishment for this optimism.I'm currently sitting on four videos, three of which I am hoping to h...
Celebrate
I still have no idea what the fucking problem was.Video will be out later tonight, let me just go outside and touch some grass while the sun is up before I chain myself to my desk trying to remember what all my sources for this were.
Quick note
I'm still working on a new video. Mental health has been down the toilet which has had /some/ impact as much as I hate to admit it this bullshit still seems to affect me even when my rent is paid, my bills are paid, my fridge is full of food, I have literally nothing to stress about AND YET I'm still waking up at 3 am and having panic attacks because....I dunno fuck me I guess?But anyway, ...
Update
Kinda getting burned out on talking about Ukraine and Russia all day every day so I'm changing it up a little bit. Working on something a little more fun, a little more me, might take me a week or two but even just writing the script for it is making me feel a lot more energised.I'll keep you guys posted.
We have finally meet
Now quit asking me about him.
Rounder Table Ep:1 coming whenever
Me and the bois managed to find a time where we were actually all awake to sit down and record another episode of this mistake of a podcast.Naturally I am now a little hungover so I'll be editing it gradually over the next week with release hopefully sometime soon in April.Today however, yes I know it's ha ha funni day, but uncle pig need slep.
Uncensored version of the NAFO Podcast
Just for you lovely's here is the un-susan'd version of the NAFO even rounder Podcast
Payments for Christmas
Payments over the Christmas period have been halted, you're all still Patreons but you're getting a month free on me, spend money on your friends and family or if you hate your family or don't celebrate any festive-themed gift giving holidays this season then spend money on yourself.Payments will resume end of January/Start of February.
Hello my Chads
Right now Patreon is processing payments for September. At the end of the month it gives me a list of people who quit their pledge before the payment date then re-subbed immediately after. Avoiding payment.Since none of my reward tiers cost me money I don't super care when people do that, but I do feel it somewhat cheats people who want to support me and do give me money, money which I am inve...
Evening Squire
For context.Once upon a time Squire released a video where he was dressed as Hitler, since then the picture of him as Hitler with a gun in his mouth has become something of a running gag in a lot of his videos where he plays German characters, it is also his Discord profile picture.Because I talk to him quite a lot I see this picture all the time, and I think it was imprinted onto my brain because...
Cutting room floor
I have a lot of shit laying around, so while I warm up my throat for some songs would you guys be interested in seeing what doesn't make it into a LazerPig video?This incredibly high-resolution image above was from a joke I never got around to doing as a 1,000 subs special. Essentially I was talking about life down in "sewage tier Youtube" sailing slowly past all the other sewage tier ...
Memories
If you've been here since the OG back when I had a shitty mic and Blacktail used to make fun of me for having less subscribers than he did, then I truly am thankful, if you've not then I'm still thankful regardless.Keep in mind back in January of this year I had less than 2k subs.When I hit 1,000 subs I got my paper play button from Youtube (basically an email) and my and my bf went ou...
