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Livestream Highlight: Encountering the Written Word of Bobby Fingers [Saucy with Bad Audio]

Zero Sum Base Info: A bit of a sound warning on this audio. It's kind of crispy and gross, especially if you are sensitive to that kind of thing. And I was wound up on THC and Caffeine and no adult supervision. Okay, enough excuses. First, a link to the video that drove me into this weird hole that I found myself in: Fabio and the Goose by Bobby Fingers on Youtube. Second. Context: We were wa...

Hey Leo

I was taking a nap. And, I'm clearly very rusty. Link the to original music videowhich makes all of this 34.5% better.

Unboxing Bits - Vesper and Horris

Up first is Vesper, the Moth Man from Bat Bites Art. He's a lovely, chonky, little lad and that's a type I am into. I got mine in the medium size. The Sour Candy pour is so good, right up my alley; I likes him. Then, my second box contains Horiss from Strange BedFellas. An alien looking, equine-ish toy in a really sparkly rainbow pour. I got a large one and I'm digging his look and the...

Billing Reminder!

Hi! Hey! Just a quick reminder, I have billing paused until the 15th of December. If you are not charged, do not worry! You should still have access to all the things I post to the individual tiers. I hope November is treating you well so far!

2023 Taboo Show Retrospective

She talks too much sometimes. But shes got a lot to say.

Cum As You Are - RambleFap [NSFW]

Guesses on who we were riding? Leave them in the comments; Just a fun game between you and I. I had Nirvana stuck in my head while I set up for this and it was still there when I finished.

Unboxing Bits - Jorunn and Flint

Pictures first cause, I took them for once. First we have Jorunn and gang from Wyvern's Vault. I think these are just so cool. So cool and neat and I love the skulls and the snails and all of it. Theeeeeen, I think I may have been thinking with my eyes and not my body when I picked up this other lad. I purchased him new in bag from a twitter mutual and he is gorgeous and frightening. Lorge Fli...

Unboxing Bits - Hidalgo from Xenocat Artifacts [SFW-ish]

I wish I could say this one left me speechless, but I put all my stat points into talking, so, I keep the talking up. Barely.Today, I unboxed my very anticipated Hidalgo from Xenocat Artifacts. I cannot express how amazing the skin texture detail is and how much it brings to the sculpt. And the sculpt is pretty freaking neat. I still have to take photos, but I will add a link to them when I get th...

Weekly Bits - October 27, 2023 [SFW]

Sobriety doesn't make me less rambly. I'm not sorry.

Unboxing Bits - Siren from Baphomet's Workshop

Just a quick unboxing for you and me, to start the week. This week I am taking a look at my new Siren from Baphomet's Workshop. She's quite beautiful, even if she's a bit smaller than anticipated.

Weekly Bits - Friday the 13th of October [SFW]

Hello! A quick written note for anyone that might skip this one:I will be pausing my Patreon billing on October 15th for two months. This means you will not be charged for those two months, starting with the November billing cycle, I believe. Nor will people be able to become a member of the page. I will still be able to post content and I plan to be doing so. I go into the reasons for this decisi...

Hey There [SFW]

You have no idea how long it took to get this uploaded; Patreon is a bit broke right now apparently. But we got a new logo, so yay us! Im back! Ish. Let's aim to get a review up for Monday, eh? I'm currently taking video of my newest silicone lover so I can show them off. Lots to do!

How to Bits: Mounting Toys on the Hismith

I feel like the video explains itself.

Unboxing Bits - Tellus and Caelus from Paladin Pleasure Sculptors. Again.

I will admit, I'm a bit obsessed.

Slow Jamz Ramble [NSFW]

Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to get fucked. But also, I upgraded the machine a bit. Yay.

Unboxing Bits - Strange Bedfellas and Paladin Pleasure Sculptors [SFW]

Oh boy. Christmas in August! I'm sorry I'm so ramble. I was excited.These look like... pure sugar and wet summer time fun.

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Be "Mean"

I've been thinking a lot. I guess this is a taste. We shall reconvene soon. What else shall we talk about?

Introducing: The Dick Fort

Mentally and creatively, I have been on the ropes. Just a bit. If you have been here for a moment, that's not really new news; Just super old and boring and painfully needs to change.Anyway, Let's try again.In an effort to kick my ass into a gear of some kind, I decided to make a fort for my dicks/ erotic art pieces and other goodies. Initially, I was storing these things on a 3x4 Kallax f...

ICP Bits - Prompt #1

I think this was just fine for a first attempt, but could have been better if I added some coffee and slowed down a bit. Otherwise, it's goofy and dumb which is what I was going for so, success. Ill try again tomorrow for something a bit more on focus.

First Impressions - Triple Header

I give my new Rouge, Caelus, and Ignis a try as they are new and I needed to put them in me. This was very fun. I am horrible with words today. Enjoy!

Unboxing Bits - Pride Unboxing Part Two [SFW]

Picture me, opening boxes, as is tradition. We have three of them today! I shall post a lens of them a bit later so you can see how pretty they are. What else can I say? This was a really nice time. I haven't been this excited for new toys in a while.

Unboxing Bits - Pride Unboxing Part One [SFW-ish]

The photo is not the greatest; as you can see, I took it at my desk. However! It gives you a bit of an idea regarding their size. I'm sorry I forgot the banana.

Celebrating 2000 Followers, But Not Quite How I Planned It - A Ramblefap?

Well this is a symphony of chaos and dumb. Which is kind of emblematic of my work in general, I suppose. I had a plan, but it was poorly conceived. So, hopefully, this is still fun or something. Thank you so much for all of the support and love and patience.

Therapy Ramble - I'm Sorry [NSFW]

Honestly, this is far too goofy and dumb for how frustrated I am in myself. But, I figured I have to start somewhere.I feel like I should apologize for how dumb this is.

Stuffed Toy Chaos - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, Episode 9 [Visual Version]

I have a special guest for this episode! His name is Charlie and he occasionally gets a bit loud, so this is your Loud Sound Warning for the audio. He's a very good boy though.This month, we are frolicking with chaos and Charlie and a portion of the hoard of my stuffed toys while I attempt to focus and rearrange everyone to fit on the bed. Overall, pretty chill hangout. This is a SFW-ish podca...

Stuffed Toy Chaos - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, Episode 9 [Audio Version]

Guide Me - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Poll

Very short notice. This episode will be great. I can feel it.Would you like to me to: AITApalooza - As is tradition, I stumble through other people's posts on Reddit and then place moral judgment on them. Stuff Toy Rearrangement Stream - The true Chaotic Evil choice. Basically hanging out and listening to me struggle to stack stuffed animals on a shelf. I'll tell you about them while I do,...

Raw Bits - "I'm Maybe High"

A very goblin inspired moment in the stream.I have no excuses.I was at a really good level. Then I got on The Beast.

Sticky Icky Silly Sluttery - 420 Stream

Oh boy, this one was wild. Hopefully I have censored it enough for the Patreon overlords.We did some sucking, some fucking, and even some anal while vibing and working on my lung capacity.

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - April Update

Helllo! Im a silly woman! I accidently scheduled the second step of my root canal for the same time I usually run the podcast, SO I plan to push the stream back a week, to the first week of May. I suspect I will release a small talk thing tomorrow to make up for it. In the mean time, what would you like me to talk about in the future?