Jonathon Plott
patreon
Steven Seagal's The Patriot Is So Bad It Revolutionized Medicine Forever - Worst Movie Ever
🕑 Added 2024-07-19 04:20:24 +0000 UTCSteven Seagal's The Patriot is a lot like Mel Gibson's The Patriot, only its terrible in every way and has absolutely nothing to do with being a patriot. In fact, Seagal's The Patriot has nothing to do with anything and I refuse to believe it wasn't thrown together by an intern putting random scenes together as a joke, but it ended up being better than anything Seagal's ever made so they just went with it.
Comments
MATTHEW RENDLE
Probably if Steven Segil broke the law he would ask for the chair there is no doubt about that
MATTHEW RENDLE
Could you imagine? Steven Segil operates on you nightmares for ever
Glenn Dumproff
Holy shit I had completely forgotten how dumb that movie was….great video per usual Ice. Also, the various Ruby Ridge / Lon Horiuchi references in some videos are *chefs kiss*
Not I said The Guy
That was quite literally the stupidest blue coat in recorded history. The Cowboy from The Village People would not wear that on his worst day. And somehow, just somehow, Seagal manages to make it look at least four times worse than it already is. What happened to the little girl's mom? We can only assume that Seagal killed her for trying to snipe him through a bale of hay. Have SERIOUS doubts that he was ACTUALLY riding that horse. Well, if nobody here is going to say it, then I guess I have to. PLASTIC BEAKERS MOTHERFUCKERS! If this was a virus and everyone is wearing HAZMAT gear and whatnot, then why are the guards on the courthouse just dressed in normal stuff without protective gear? What exactly did this film have to do with being a patriot? IT IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN, LARGELY BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER MENTIONED IN THE FIRST PLACE! Please continue to Kick Ice!
