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EARLY ACCESS - HOT TO TROT
🕑 Added 2025-05-04 22:21:19 +0000 UTCHot to Trot (1988) is one of those movies that sounds like a fever dream when you try to explain it out loud: a yuppie loser (Bobcat Goldthwait, in full screechy glory) inherits a talking horse who gives stock market tips. And the horse? Voiced by actual legend John Candy. That’s it. That’s the movie. And you know what? Against all odds and logic, it works.
Yes, it’s ridiculous. The plot is thinner than a ‘90s pinstripe tie and half the jokes feel like they wandered out of a stand-up routine from a local comedy club, but there’s an undeniable charm to the whole thing.
Goldthwait is in peak twitchy goblin mode, stumbling through life like a human car alarm while reacting to his equine sidekick with a mix of panic and disbelief that honestly feels like a pretty accurate response. But it’s Candy’s voice as Don the horse that grounds this fever dream. He delivers every line like he’s five bourbons deep and still the smartest guy in the room, giving the film a strange warmth wrapped in sarcasm.
And then there’s Dabney Coleman, who doesn’t just show up—he kicks down the door and fully commits to villainy like it’s a personal calling. This is Dabney Coleman at maximum Dabney: smarmy, vengeful, and rocking the most aggressively fake teeth ever seen outside a costume shop. The man looks like he’s trying to chew through his own mustache while delivering lines that drip with sleaze. It’s glorious.
The whole movie feels like someone mashed together Wall Street, Mr. Ed, and a cocaine-fueled fever dream, but underneath the talking horse shtick is a weirdly sweet buddy comedy that’s actually kind of endearing. It’s absurd, uneven, and absolutely not for everyone—but if you like your comedy loud, weird, and full of unhinged energy, Hot to Trot is a gloriously unpolished gem. And yes, we liked it. We really did.
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Erin Mileur
The fever dream nature of the film might be explained by the fact that after disastrous test screenings they basically reshot massive sections of the movie. Joan Rivers was originally cast in Bobcats role in the movie and the horse was voiced by Elliot Gould aka Jack Geller Monica’s dad on Friends. Future Monk creator Andy Breckman rewrote the horse sections to make them funnier but when John Candy was brought on to voice the horse he just ignored the script and improvised his dialogue.
