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Carmen Flores

I’m on my period rn and I’m def very emotional but NOEL does not get to tell me I’m emotional 👹👹👹

Jacob Suarez

Slightly offended by Noel dissing the boardwalf

Jacob Suarez

Was anyone else caught off guard by the fish 😂😂😂

Camila C

This intro bit was amazing dude is actually a good actor XD

Caileigh Cunningham

He rlly said mulch 💀💀💀 DAWG

Zachary Wallis

Kodak loves shittin lyrics

Luke Wathen

Only watched the first 3 minutes of the episode but pretty sure I saw Cody making out with another dude at the DoLab this weekend

Priya

Period segment was funny feel like it's more patronising to suggest we can't make a joke about it :DD

Aley Potts

cody laughs like he’s dickmatized by noel

Jerry

Have y’all seen the crucifixion re-enactments on tik tok where they straight up just fuck up the Jesus volunteer lmao

pargeeza

Whos ur favorite female athlete ? "uhhh stacy keibler"

Jessie Tucker

Everything about the period sunken place bit is so relatable. I feel seen

Jasmine

the entire jack song was unlistenable. the producer did incredible with the sample, and jack phoned it in on the rapping lmao

Gaby Lara

Y’all don’t know anything about periods but I agree with Cody the semen line was bad….it felt like that song could’ve been a Drake song he just gave it to Jack as a gift

AlainaHatsune

Ayo, as a woman, that period part was so fucking funny I was fucking dying 😂😂😂

Hannah

Noel, as a women who is a regular listener to the show I am not at all offended by your period comments. I laughed and think they’re very accurate. Also… semen is unlistenable I gotta side with Cody on this one. I don’t care if you’re Jack Harlow or not 🤷🏻‍♀️

bigcactusenergy

during a period ppl with vaginas have hormone levels that are the closed to penis wearers, compared to any other time of the month. idk if that helps

Olivia

fully agree with cody, could not listen to the semen line. also agree with noel, i do stage an exorcism whenever i get my period.

Abigail Humphrys

i agree w cody that line give her that penis makes me feel so uncomfortable every time i hear that remix

Thomas Forte

When you guys were talking about Jack saying the sweet thing at a festival, it reminded me of when I was at a nightclub and Dababy was performing, he got all excited about a girl that was telling him she wanted to fuck him so he then proceeded to unzip his pants on stage saying “I’ll pull it out right here don’t tempt me.” All the guys in the crowd got silent and just started scrolling on their phones it was mad weird and I wish I could tell you I’m lying but I’m not

Netra6

Noel was very on point with describing periods...

Lily

that “what do you smell like?” question was at the last omaha show, you called on the girl behind me instead of me and she asked that 😭 i was pissed lol

Lisi Mar

i have a friend though who likes being on her period 🤷

Lisi Mar

nah i don't get the mood swings but I'm in crazy pain the first one to two days so it's definitely still not fun for me :/

Sam Bridges

Noel is 100% correct about periods and I am admittedly a Jack simp but I still agree with Cody, that line is a little too jarring to enjoy lmao

In Oblivion

There’s a Mac miller song that Rick Ross was featured on where he says “ I’m the shit I’m constipated”. That’s a good one

mailTARD

go make a diss dork bitch , haha

Semen

Unlistenable? What if it was your legal name?

Jack Guymer

When does Emil's OF come out

Ella

I didn’t even think twice about the semen line now I’m worried for myself

Ryan Seager

release the jada cut

Robert Ford

looked the kodak line up on genius and the explanation just says "we can’t defend this one"

Grace Spaulding

My monthly respite to the sunken place was depicted correctly in this episode

Pinku Running Bearr

Kodak has one of the most unlistenable song-ruining lines on Drowning with A Boogie "Im the shit Im farting dont know how to potty"

Jadon Magee

Pufferfish was absurd 😂😂

Melissa

not even a bit offended. noel described perfectly how it feels to be a woman close to and during and after your period

Caleb Stopyro

idk how they both didn’t burst out laughing during the horse bit 😂

Feargal O'Reilly

Cody's jokes in the womens empowerment segment 💀💀💀

Mommy moss

As a trans guy the period but was 100% accurate

T

i literally had a "wait whats up???" moment when i heard sweet semen, then laughed hysterically for the rest of the song

Arielle Barrios

noel that ejaculate line was lowkey hard???

Arielle Barrios

the word semen IS unlistenable

Brendan Lamb

Should’ve just shown the horse a stegosaurus. Horses love stegosaurus!

Arielle Barrios

noel is right bc last week i was sobbing my eyes out because i missed my boyfriend while he was at work ._.

Jillian Eweka

Did anyone else notice the episodes aren’t on apple podcasts?

Liam Dean

Totally missed out on talking about Kanye's line on Donda 2. "You laid down I gave you this semen I swear I heard God the voice of Morgan Freeman"

Tessa Belshaw

Can confirm everything you have said about periods is true 🥲

Vaynemain

waiting all week for Noel to suck off the bay and cody fuck it up, you bee dick loser

md

i love u both!!!! <333 loved all the jokes

Mercy

Shouldn’t have started eating in the beginning of this

Ryan Jalili

Ben without glasses looks like the mf from the incredibles

Ellie Fisher

As a woman, the period jokes were hilarious, and accurate

Grace Mccann

noel. as a woman. that first bit was hilarious.

emily

i'm on my first day of my period as we speak and i vomited right when i woke up, have been nauseous all day, my back hurts my stomach hurts my vag hurts and truly if someone besides my roommate spoke to me rn i'd lose it. i want a milkshake and for my 10 headache to go away. noel, you're not far off

Elijah

^Please cover this Noel I know some intern is reading these Comments all I could think about when I read this was Noel doing a bit.

Elijah

How can I(27F) get my boyfriend(31M) of two years to stop digging his tunnel? https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/u3q7db/how_can_i27f_get_my_boyfriend31m_of_two_years_to/

Loweline

you can talk about period, go on educate the youth. some women turn to evil especially first 2-3 days because it's like being sick every month guaranteed - waking up sweating, headaches so strong you have to get pill every 6 hours when the effect is gone not to throw up the first days. lovely, never laugh on tv presenter funny video of woman throwing up anymore ..it's probably the reason. Like you want kill someone but you have to act normal and at the same time you want soft pretzel

Lauren Fitzgerald

thanks, boys feeling like an empowered woman today! Super rad

Lauren Fitzgerald

Wow, thank you guys I'm feeling so empowered guys!

Brittany

I agree about the jack Harlow song that line was it for me I haven't listened again lmaoooo

francesca

Noel is 100% right about periods, every month during the Red Days a demon named Beelzebub overtakes my body and soul and I am merely a passenger in my own skin watching the horror unfold

dee

as a girl and a jack fan i’m 100% with cody i was bopping having a good time then he ruined it with sweet sweet sweet semen

Jay Mullings

Hey Jack, you late

Garrett Zaporowski

I’m pretty sure I saw that Elon is actually not going to be on the board because at that point he would not be able to own more than a 15% stake and would also have to do what’s in the investors interest instead of the platform as a whole aside from profit

Ellis Scherer

Noelle shouting out Pacific Cookie Company 🙌🏻

Gia

I feel for u love 💔💔💔 You don’t even got demons you got satan himself

Will Scanlon

I can confirm the efficacy of ripping live lobsters in half for gains. Been doing 200 reps daily for 6 months and am already a big hunk of a man. Did have a take out a crustacean loan I have no way to pay back so would appreciate a little help with that.

Gabriel Davis

this opening is golden

Sash Campbell

Took me out when you added that puffer fish over Cody's face @ 38:08

Juul Torres

Listening to Jack Harlow doesnt do it for me anymore. I need him inside me. 💯

Sama Salah

when young thug said he just fucked a cup of water

Milky

Yes.

Silas Miller

You guys need to go back on Jacks discography, he been saying shit like that from the veeeeery beginning

Amber Warnock

i'm more concerned for your respective fiances bc do y'all know how vagina's work

isabelle

the sweet semen line made me feel funny in my pants

stephvc

as woman, Noel was right about everything until he compared us to spiders. fuck you for that

Cris Power

I already fucked myself twice today tho, guess ill go subscribe to trillionaire mindset

Bailey Osborne

Baby keem said “had to tell my grandma sit back, relax, and shit” in trademark USA😂😂😂

Slangarang

I wouldn't say I get possessed on my period, it's such a non event for me, nothing changes. Except for once a year where I get debilitating paralyzed for a couple hours on Day 1. I've gotten stuck in some *fantastic* places 😮‍💨. Maybe its a year worth of demons possesing me all at once haha.

Will Greiner

I offer myself as tribute to be sucked off by space. To save humanity.

Jay Bartoli

i seriously binged all of severance this weekend and noel couldnt keep up smh

Daisukino

Periods mid tbh but PMS is when my soul is in the sunken place and I watch in abject horror as the beast within purposely tears all that I love to shreds and then cries about it. So ya pretty accurate

Hanna

good territory

abby

Shout out to my ladies and uterus-individuals 🙌🏻 we were represented today

Jordan Mathis

We gotta start asking Cody and Noel for kisses when we meet them

abby

Worst part is my period never seems to stop. I'm always cramping, so I'm always pissed off 😆

abby

Passenger in our body! Yes!

abby

The way Noel described Aleena's PMS and periods like she was a werewolf transforming during a full moon ... accurate

Evan Crooks

Fish noise edit was gold

Gia

Thanks to Noel i can now put exact words to what im feelin when im on my period

Haley

I just started my period before I watched this.

Kara Birdwell

cody talking about how much he hates hearing the “sweet sweet sweet” part of jacks song and literally says it a million times 😭

Trinity

also confirming period alternate reality and semen is indeed unlistenable

Emily Pauly

period alternate reality confirmed by person with vagina

Kevin Harrington

favorite rapper poop line: "I'm shittin on the world like they gave me a moon suit and some prune juice"

Benjamin Welch

L take

owen simmons

They said “eh jack u late” I told em I’m coming

Jesse Magee

Quit watching then lol.. don’t write a novel over jokes

Sara Knežević

noel's description of periods is absolutely accurate

Moe

Periods are pretty terrible but it's really a case-by-case thing. Some people have cramps that are literally debilitating and some people have no cramps at all. Some people bleed heavy, some bleed light (that's why there are different tampon, menstrual cup, and pad sizes). Like penises, vaginas come in all shapes and sizes (a dude who fucks a lot would know lol!) Hormonal changes are just the same. In regards to Noel's viewpoints being "sexist" well...he's said worse and It's not like he's completely wrong! (Edit: should probably clarify that I didn't find Noel's jokes misogynistic in this ep but the rest of their discussion did compel me to think of the times his jokes HAVE been ignorantly misogynistic.) As much as I respect Noel's brand of comedy and agree with most of his opinions, I think he treats the archaric Nagging Wife/Dumb Husband sitcom trope like it's an empirical truth sometimes. Like he's still stuck on 90s stand-up comedy mode when it comes to women. Like he got to know a couple of women and decided "they must all be like that." But he acts the same way about other things he doesn't understand, too, so I don't really view it as blatant misogyny, just ignorance. I'd rather listen to him make broad sterotypical statements about women than pretend like we're perfect beings/victims that he needs to put on pedestal and protect. The only thing worse than a man who treats women like goddesses is a man who treats them like property. (Edit: theyre both dehumanzing anyway.) At least Noel is neither. At least he admits his ignorance but doesn't start whipping himself for daring to speak his ignorance. (Edit: and this is way more humanizing because he's not treating women like they're immune to critcism. We're not angels, we're people.) Is the bar really that low? For a cis-hetero man who talks about MMA and F1 the same way women "tell stories by going on seemingly unrelated tangents" and who doesn't see the irony? Yes, yes it is. I respect the hell outta you, Noel. I really do. And I think you're funny and talented as hell, even with the lightly misogynistic humor. And I also think you're smart and make great observations (dont try to self-depreciate as a defense. If someone is too stubborn to learn new things that's not a lack of intelligence, that's cowardice.) And I think these complex nuances can't and shouldn't really be covered on a comedy podcast by two cis-men lmao! Just try not to see the world in such a black-and-white, us-vs-them type of way, is all. It'd make for a pretty interesting "Cody and Noel do..." to see you guys take a class about menstruation. If you wanna learn about some really fucked up Kid Cudi shit, y'all should research female circumcisions. I shut my legs tight whenever I even think about it. Edit: oh shit I'm so sorry, Noel! I guess I was just hysterically on my period and had no control over my angry, irrational emotions! That's why I was soooo mad at you!! I hope I didn't hurt your delicate feelings with all this blatant hatred!!! I know you of all people can't understand criticism so you need to be protected and coddled away from all your haters! Guess all these wild emotions just made me see red but don't worry I sucked up all my period blood with my fourth hole and told my uterus to just "chill out and take a joke" and "don't think criticality of anything, especially comedy" and everything is all better now! When period happen my brain go big dumb. 😭😂😭😂 (BTW, to avoid confusion for anyone just reading all this, people are calling me Mel in the replies because my username used to be Mel.)

robert rodriguez

damn this was a great episode

Moe

Semen is a non-listenable word. I only know who that Jack guy is because of this podcast. But I'm 31 and a janitor and so I don't have to care about trends anymore so his song probably isnt for me either. It's very freeing!

Brendan Nicholls

Why is nobody talking about the lobsters bit

Will

Ripped Cody got me feelin gay. No homo

Jeremiah Gerlach

Damn that’s so cool! They got the guys who hosted the love island episodes on the pod!

Armando Guerra

The word cock is just fowl to me 🤮

Nathaniel Dickerson

My girl and I been waiting all week to see what y’all said about severance. DAMNIT NOEL.

Jala Cooke

The pufferfish edit TOOK ME OUT

Kyle

i also think you guys need to watch teeth the movie. Its pretty hilarious

Spok69

Buff Cody and Noel riffle tower 🤤

Dyson Buckingham

Bruh these cold opens are killing me, can't wait to see buff noel and cody in the cold open next week lmao

Grac

i just enjoy jacks smooth talk, i’m gonna be honest that line didn’t phase me at first 😩😭 i went back and listened again and i was like, man he can really say whatever tf he wants and i really just am viben

Vaynemain

Man, I was hoping they would talk more about Santa Cruz, Fucken Cody Fucking up the Vibes again. He should let Noel talk about Santa Cruz and San Jose for 5 min uninterrupted

Kiersten Popodi

Jack Harlow can use the word discharge and we wouldn’t care

Allison Kirby

The guy at the beginning sounded like Jake Paul

Mylie Shoemaker

They literally have the best cookies in Santa Cruz I should know I’m from San Jose and love Santa Cruz so I feel happy asf listening to this episode

Mylie Shoemaker

Did you go to the Santa Cruz pacific cookie company

Aali Dez

I think Cody asking abt the period hole was more off putting than Jack’s semen line

Ethan Lazenby

THIS

Jessica Schalow

No but I’m a feral little demon on my period

Ben Bloor

these cold opens are incredible lmfao

Kushal

*SPOILER* Severance is fucking crazy brooooo, they are definitely data managing the memories of the severed employees

Charlie ZurHorst

April 13th 2022. Journal log #5383883637 Noel is starting to see how many hot takes he can make in a month

pmplays 1089

DUDE please get both jacked dudes next week

SpoonKeys

You guys should have Spock and Cash on the podcast

Thibault Tresca

day one patreon and I'm still stoked every time the new pods hit my inbox

Choncheesy

the awkwardness of Noel after the cut from will killed me lmao

Caroline

that s*men line is FOUL and that's coming from a girl that would absolutely swallow jack's nut 🥴

Ines

Nah I’m straight and I don’t get the hype either. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Amelia .Koncki

being on your period is just losing your mind for a week. that bit was hilarious

Joey Russo

wait just double checked that line it says thumb. it says “put my thumb in her butt”. not as good but still off putting

Luke

I swear I've heard noel's story about his hot guy friends

Skyler Peterson

I find everything about Jack Harlow cringe but maybe that’s bc I’m not straight. Idk it’s just the white fuckboy stuff x1000

Abby

Becoming a passenger in my own body during my period is a scarily accurate description

Kyle Ryder

Bro that beginning bit is pretty cringe

Josiah Martin

Noel hyping up my hometown in Santa Cruz brings my joy. Pacific Cookie co. is the bomb too downtown.

Belks Cider

When I show up to the club, ladies scream Hey Jack you lit! Better close your eyes when I come just like ejaculate

Will Parks

I actually exclusively listen to songs that say "semen."

Joey Russo

there’s one lil skies line in Dirty Dirty where he’s like “i put my cum in her butt” and it gets me every fucking time

Biomart

this maintenance on the ship thing is 100% setup for a cold open a year from now

Tek Cunt

That opening had me dying!

Brandon

These intros have been amazing

Ines

Would love to know where Aleena got her period table. Was it customized? Mine was crazy expensive and didn’t even come with chains😒

peach

When 2 chainz said “run shit like diarrhea” > sweet sweet sweet semen

beanbrain

Am woman can confirm we enter the Backrooms when we start our period

Rachel

same lmao

Dale Stafford

38:11

Matthew Sutch

Jacked Cody had me dying. Gotta have the two big dudes come back and just do the first 10 minutes of the pod next week

Aali Dez

I would say first few days of a period is the sunken place, rest you are a passenger in your own body

chwmcfts

rough episode

Hanna Schulthess

Buff Cody was fuckin hilarious! “They scream”😂😂

Ericka

as soon as i heard the line sweet sweet sweet semen i removed the download immediately

Samantha Roque

Ben looking at the camera with that empty, cross eyed expression is SENDING ME. 🤣😂

Pandora Kellywood

In order to keep this controversial I will be undecided as to how I personally woman think to this video. I am a woman so this is real.

Lindsey

That’s unironically my favorite line in Jacks song of that answers your question

Tyler Webster

L + Ratio

Celia

for a more accurate portrayal of a period watch the 2007 smash hit horror movie “teeth”

Jadon Magee

I’m going to become the funniest person on this Patreon

Jadon Magee

I hope u not deadass

Caitlin Hogan

The pufferfish was a jump scare

Zach Thornton

My semen perfect call it Immaculate Ejaculate

Genesis V

Just listened to “First Class” and ngl It’s pretty smooth 😂 as a lesbian I thought I’d be bothered by it but the “semen” line was so smooth I didn’t mind it. Must be a straight guy thing maybe?

Faith

currently watching this in the sunken place

Yeetr McBeetr

Noel has already told that pay the rent story in an older episode. I am bombing the White House tomorrow.

Karma Sabillon

dawg i’m at work on lunch and i hear horse cum

Ana

The pufferfish edit at 38:10 caught me so off guard i'm sorry💀

Jada Cherry

I’ve never thought of it as being a passenger in my own body but honestly that’s the perfect way to describe it

Ames

I came on my period today, what are the chances that’d be a topic of discussion lmao I agree with Noel, I’ve been a fucking mess emotionally the last 4 days and in pain physically for 2 days, it is a demon lol

Yeetr McBeetr

38:10 THE HARD CUT OF CODY AND THE PUFFERFISH

soapy

yes we do go to the sunken place. but usually you know when it’s coming because your hormones start acting up and your body hurts before you actually get your period, so you can brace yourself

Matt Giles

jacked cody did a hell of a job keeping a straight face

emma parnello

these ripped Codys and noels are actually so funny

Kolten

We need ripped Cody talking to ripped Noel in a segment

FullChicken

Start a new podcast with the two buff dudes you had for the cold opens, and call it the Beefy Meat Gang Podcast

TURBO COUPE

Cody looks like he either has a massive hog or it looks like ken doll

Dakota Bowling

Someone just pulled a Diamond Tester on my TUOT chain and none of them were real. Im getting hammered on a fake chain YouTube Channel. I’m going to need an explanation Noel

weef

Cody's titties look nice