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Hairy Tits - Daily Comic 766
I am deeply sorry to inflict this on you. But I have been screaming this to myself for the last few months.
Persecution Hole - Daily Comic 765
I hope this is how I am received as an artist, instead of the reality which is me being justifiably beaten with big rocks.
Urethral Rifling Surgery - Daily Comic 764
I blame unhealthy beauty standards for the vast increase in urethral rifling injuries.
Polycule - Daily Comic 763
This has been my general experience on Feeld.
Progression - Daily Comic 762
Another Cathy-esque.
Hamtaro - Daily Comic 761
It's Hamtaro Time...
The Excluded One - Daily Comic 760
We all require an excluded one...
John Lennon Walk - Daily Comic 759
Yeah, I know what they did...
Adult Entertainment - Daily Comic 758
Estrogen intake has mercifully reduced my desire to enjoy pornography to the point where this actually happened the last time I tried to use it.
Chastity Cage - Daily Comic 757
What if the penis did prison tropes? Delightful.
Realistic Mouth - Daily Comic 756
Uncanny valley quality to the ol' realistic stomach mouth.
Golden Retriever Energy - Daily Comic 755
I keep hearing this phrase and I always think of this.
Cliffhanger - Daily Comic 754
She should have packed a comically undersized umbrella.
Moby Dick - Daily Comic 753
I have several enemies who are creatures.
Phillie Phanatics - Daily Comic 752
Nothing more toxic than Philly.
Unjust World - Daily Comic 751
I am powerless as an artist to do anything but make fucked up little scuptures.
Hugboxing - Daily Comic 750
I need constant reassurance or else I will die.
Weather - Daily Comic 749
I welcome the normalization of our enviro-catastrophe and casual collars with studs as fashion.
Great Conflict - Daily Comic 748
Two men engage in physical combat in order to defend their ideals.
Shaved Ass - Daily Comic 747
Do it blind. Do it dry.
Young Men - Daily Comic 746
Print media is coming back in style for some reason. And thus, lad mags will be of necessity for the oncoming political movement.
Problems in Bed - Daily Comic 745
Feelin' the weight of the goddamn world.
Rat Patrol - Daily Comic 744
Alberta got rid of the rats. The rats fought back.
Dating Profile - Daily Comic 743
I am so bad at dating apps. I am so fucking bad at dating apps.
Dog Senses - Daily Comic 742
More "True Stories of Gender Awkwardness." Except for the dog's thoughts. I can't read dog minds... yet.
Buffalo Bill - Daily Comic 741
I don't know what I expect when I post selfies.
Flickin' - Daily Comic 740
I'm always doing this.
Shaving - Daily Comic 739
I actually had this Cathy-ass observation while shaving my dumb legs.
Small Format Change to Podcast
Hi folks! I got tired of opinions and takes and my dumb thoughts, so the podcast is going to be devoted exclusively to music now. The $5 Patreon tier will thus grant early access to songs as I write them, as well as bonus songs. The $10 tier will still get you a shoutout on the podcast distribution of the podcast.
Circumcision - Daily Comic 738
And now for a drastic tonal shift.
