Smersh Pod posts
MNMC: THE DEEP
Dan takes Dean and John to the bottom of the sea over and over. It's dull.
A Chat About Chitty
John and Hannah talk about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Goon Pod: Hound of the Baskervilles (1978)
Paul and I appeared on Tyler's pod to chat about this mad film.
BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F: A QUICK THOUGHT
Legacy sequels, amiright!?
LONGLEGS quick review
A quick review of Longlegs, and some aimless chattle.
The Bikeriders and Hello.
A video for you that begins about Bikeriders, but is more of a "hello", and a look at a poster.
MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Revenge of the Nerds
Dean takes John and Dan back to college to find out just what happens when you get 3 cans deep.
NEW TODDITS! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Smersh Pod's Prince of Peeves (film peeves that is) John Rain and Damn English Holly-Oak (!) Dan Tetsell do the opposite to Duncan and watch this Robin Hood film.
MNMC: Krippendorf's Tribe
John takes Dean and Dan to meet James Krippendorf, a total bell-end.
BONUS TODDITS! Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
This is very nicely done, as per. Thank you, Toddits!
New Toddits! Time Bandits with John Thomson
Brings me such joy to see these. Most of the time because I have forgotten everything that was said, so it's like someone else is doing the speaking! Thank you, Toddits!
THE JEDI PROBLEM
In the trailer to the latest Star WarsTV offering, “The Acolyte”, we are treated to the sight of a load of Jedi, in their flowing robes and multi-coloured lightsabres, or “laser-swords” as Lucas would call them, leaping around in slickly choregraphed motions, while also barking about prophecy and fate, or some such shit, and all I could think was that we’ve seen all of this before. Sure,...
The Disheartening (How I learned to accept that my fun hobby will never lead to anything else)
It’s a quiet pub. There’s a low jukebox rumble. An old man is sat in the corner. His teeth yellowed, his pompadour hair struggling and broken, his glass half empty, and his face hangs heavy on his crooked neck. His general demeanour speaks of defeat. As you approach his area he looks you over, but remains just a background. You strike up conversation with a friend on what you listen to and wha...
MNMC: Passenger 57
The MNMC takes to the skies, for a bit, and sadly a clown dies.
MNMC: Demolition Man
We're back! It's 2032 and everything is lovely, or is it? There's graffiti! There's Taco Bell! There's tight fives!
Peter Sellers and The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
The last Sellers film that shouldn't have happened.
MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Long Kiss Goodnight
We're back! It's a game of memories, explosions, gags and guns! With some mention of a former British TV presenter's antics.
Woodcutters Ep5
Lord of the Rings! Future car! Mamma Mia 3! Songs! Fun! Also featuring Rob Gilroy as Bob Mooney Jr.
MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Last Boy Scout
Our 90s action season has KICKED OFF. Welcome to a film we love! And somehow Jethro has returned.
Woodcutters Ep2
A comedy roast. Lifestyles of the rich and famous. and MUSIC.
Woodcutters Ep3
The Four Yorkshiremen talk about blue movies. The Bicycle Players do Shakespeare. Scatman John has a request. And MUSIC.
March Update
Hello Smershers!Just thought I'd drop another update in terms of what is to come soon.Firstly there's more Smersh coming, just not as soon as I'd have hoped as I've had sickly children to deal with! However eps on Return to Oz, Krull and Assault on Precinct 13 are recording/coming soon!With the downtime I have had, I've been putting together the Woodcutters radio show, which st...
Woodcutters
A new radio show I'm doing over at Noisebox Radio. Sketches, improv and music. Thursdays at 10pm starting this week.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
The lads are back, and this time they need to stop evil from entering a fissure and making a new version of a classic film.
February Update
Hello all!Hope you're all well? Good!Just a quick update to tell you what's coming in the next couple of months.I have a few guests booked in now, and should (schedule permitting) be putting out episodes weekly for a good few weeks from this coming Monday. I don't usually like to spoil surprises, but as we're all friends here, so I'll tell you what's coming. There's a W...
MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Flash (2023)
John takes Dean and Dan in the Chronobowl to see who put the tomatoes on the high shelf, and to check on Alf's Dad.
Superman II + Q&A with Smersh Pod's John Rain
Classic Superhero adventure with Christopher Reeve as SupermanCelebrating the publication of John Rain's book - SUPERBOOK'Smersh Pod' is one of the biggest Nerd Culture podcasts currently running. We are delighted to welcome John Rain to the Connaught to this special screening to discuss the film and the culture of Superheroes as covered in his hit new book - Superbook. John will be si...
Seven Years
On the whole, my Facebook memories largely serve as a reminder of how cringe I used to be in my late 20s, but today they served to remind me of something nice and fun. To paraphrase David Bowie; "Seven years, what a surprise, We've got seven years, my brain hurts a lot, Seven years, that's all we've got".Seven years ago I launched the Twitter account, wrote a vague Facebook pos...
MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Rebel Moon
John takes Dan and Dean into an AI generated soulless nightmare.




















