Celery Man

Coach Dad 🧢 Sunday workout variations 4k

Lots of variations of Coach in different types of workout gear!! Some of you guys requested a jockstrap version so I had to give it to you (really was there any doubt I wouldn't??), hope this adequately sates your lust. Which variation is your guys' favorite?? I really can't pick one myself.

Coach Dad 🧢 Sunday workout variations

Lots of variations of Coach in different types of workout gear!! Some of you guys requested a jockstrap version so I had to give it to you (really was there any doubt I wouldn't??), hope this adequately sates your lust. Which variation is your guys' favorite?? I really can't pick one myself.

Coach Dad 🧢 Sunday workout 4k

Coach is getting in a good lift on the weekend! Nobody's around in the neighborhood, or at least he thinks so, or actually he really doesn't care one way or the other, he's gonna workout naked the way he likes to. And if you just so happen to be walking by and see him... he doesn't mind!Whew finally got this done for you guys, sorry for being a couple days behind schedule, this one...

Coach Dad 🧢 Sunday workout

Coach is getting in a good lift on the weekend! Nobody's around in the neighborhood, or at least he thinks so, or actually he really doesn't care one way or the other, he's gonna workout naked the way he likes to. And if you just so happen to be walking by and see him... he doesn't mind!Whew finally got this done for you guys, sorry for being a couple days behind schedule, this one...

Newsletter 📰 May 2025

Greetings patrons!!! Man somehow the end of the month is already upon us, what is it about summer weather that makes time fly by like crazy!? Anyway here's the skinny on what's coming up with me and my art:🥬This month:Coach Dad🧢 is working out in the garage without a care in the world! I'm really excited about how these scene is shaping up - it's the kind of idyllic suburban ...

sketch: Coach working out 🏋️‍♂️🧢

What's Coach Dad up to this year to celebrate Father's Day?? Well, he's getting in a good workout in his garage gym on a summer afternoon. And when you have your own gym at home, why bother wearing clothes? Much more comfortable this way. Coach doesn't mind if anybody sees, he's got nothing to hide!Finding the right composition, pose, and framing for this scene has been a bitch...

Seamus & Eddie, morning rush 🚿 variations 4k

Thought it'd be fun to show Eddie from the front! I don't think this version is canon to the storyline, Ed's not that bold, but it's still fun to look at. Then a couple variations maybe showing what Eddie did after Seamus finally left the bathroom... And lastly, a couple cleaner versions for those who may want 'em. Enjoy!!

Seamus & Eddie, morning rush 🚿 variations

Thought it'd be fun to show Eddie from the front! I don't think this version is canon to the storyline, Ed's not that bold, but it's still fun to look at. Then a couple variations maybe showing what Eddie did after Seamus finally left the bathroom... And lastly, a couple cleaner versions for those who may want 'em. Enjoy!!

Seamus & Eddie 🚿 morning bathroom rush 4k

It's a Thursday morning at Seamus and Eddie's apartment. Eddie's showering up, getting ready to head in to school for classes. Seamus overslept and forgot he has to get over to the bar to help open today. So he barged in while his roommate was showering and is multitasking to get ready to head out, while carrying on some casual conversation! Typical guy things... that's all... noth...

Seamus & Eddie 🚿 morning bathroom rush

It's a Thursday morning at Seamus and Eddie's apartment. Eddie's showering up, getting ready to head in to school for classes. Seamus overslept and forgot he has to get over to the bar to help open today. So he barged in while his roommate was showering and is multitasking to get ready to head out, while carrying on some casual conversation! Typical guy things... that's all... noth...

Newsletter 📰 April 2025

Hey Patrons!! Wishing everybody a happy spring wherever you are, we've got some nice warm weather here in New England lately and it's been awesome to be able to get back outdoors!! Here's the rundown of what's coming up with my art and what you can expect:🥬This month:Once again I'm gonna be down to the wire finishing the painting of Seamus & Eddie during their totally-platon...

Sketch: Seamus & Eddie during the morning rush

It's a busy morning at the apartment - Eddie's gotta get to class and is showering up, but Seamus overslept and forgot he's gotta go help open at the bar today. Only one bathroom, so he just barged in and is doing what he's gotta do. Multitasking too! Brushing teeth, pissing, and chatting to his roommate all the same time. Eddie on the other hand looks like he might have been caugh...

Osric ✨🧊 painting process 🎨

I broke down my process of painting Osric and his snowy gothic surroundings!!ALSO! bonus content! I added even more variations of him, including his stats card which I had somehow forgotten to do!! those variations are here:https://www.patreon.com/posts/osric-variations-126340263and the 4k high-res versions:https://www.patreon.com/posts/osric-variations-126340358enjoy!!!💚

Osric ✨🧊 variations 4k

Got a few variations to share with you of this icy boy! Even though it's not canon, it's fun to experiment with an evil version of him 😈

Osric ✨🧊 variations

Help choose the subject of this month's painting! 🔮

Hey mighty celery stalks! Lets decide what this month's painting is going to be about. I'm really open to anything!! I'm going to be away traveling this weekend, so I'll get my mind thinking of possibilities, and check on the poll results when I get back early next week. Vote away!!

Osric: ✨HOLY + ICE🧊 4k

The foolishness of yesterday is over and I'm excited to show you how the actual painting turned out!! I had so much fun with this one - god I love moody gothic fantasy cityscapes like this one here showing the holy city. Heavily inspired by Dark Souls!! And the details of Osric's armor were a blast to design. I enjoyed creating some common ground with Verrix's armor, since they're ...

Osric: ✨HOLY + ICE🧊

The foolishness of yesterday is over and I'm excited to show you how the actual painting turned out!! I had so much fun with this one - god I love moody gothic fantasy cityscapes like this one here showing the holy city. Heavily inspired by Dark Souls!! And the details of Osric's armor were a blast to design. I enjoyed creating some common ground with Verrix's armor, since they're ...

✨HOLY + ICE🧊: Kevin 4K

Meet Kevin! This is one of my favorite paintings I've done yet. I really resisted the impulse to overwork everything and add unnecessary detail! I love how pure and immediate this painting came out! Kevin looks badass don't you think? What a stud.This painting really shines in 4k resolution!!

✨HOLY + ICE🧊: Kevin

Meet Kevin! This is one of my favorite paintings I've done yet. I really resisted the impulse to overwork everything and add unnecessary detail! I love how pure and immediate this painting came out! Kevin looks badass don't you think? What a stud.

Newsletter 📰 March 2025

Greetings patrons!! Wishing everybody a fantastic and warm spring thaw season. Here's an update on what's coming up with me and my art...🥬This month:ooh golly I am going to be burning the midnight oil finishing this painting of as-yet-unnamed Holy/Ice characterto have ready to give you guys at the start of April!! It took me a minute to find the right lighting mood for the painting but ...

sketch: new character, help name him! ✨Holy + Ice🧊

Last month we had a poll to help design a new character in the fantasy D&D-inspired universe, and you guys landed on a perfect TIE between Holy+Fire and Holy+Ice!! I couldn't think of a fun tiebreaker so I just went with my gut and decided to do the Ice guy first. This guy is a brother-in-arms to Verrix, a fellow champion of the cathedral knights, but a little different in character. He's ...

Seamus & RGB 🍀🏋️‍♀️ painting process 🎨

I broke down my process of painting the scene of Seamus and Random Gym Bro into some slides and wrote about my decisions at each phase along the way. Hope you guys enjoy this look behind the scenes!!

Verrix ⚡ & Sipher 💀 Q&A: Answers!

Your answers to your burning questions about holy paladin / area hardass Verrix and furry ne'er-do-well Sipher are here!! Enjoy...Let's start off with a series of questions from @Paranoid Drone:1."For some reason, I'm getting a distinct "exes who hate each other" vibe from Verrix and Sipher's interactions. Do they have some sort of past history as friends/lovers/etc.? O...

Character Q&A Thread: Verrix ⚡ & Sipher 💀

Question and answer time!!! Anything you want to know about our good boy (Verrix) and bad boy (Sipher) of the D&D-inspired fantasy universe!? Leave your question in the comments and I'll answer as many of them as I can in a followup post next week!!! 🥬

Seamus & RGB 🍀🏋️‍♀️ variations 4k

Sometimes adding some clothes to the characters somehow makes it even hotter! Tell me you guys aren't loving RGB's oversized, stain covered landscaping tshirt. I really debated whether the version with Seamus cumming should be the canon one - it supports the story, but ultimately it seemed more fun to keep that as an exclusive variation to reward you guys with.

Seamus & RGB 🍀🏋️‍♀️ variations

Sometimes adding some clothes to the characters somehow makes it even hotter! Tell me you guys aren't loving RGB's oversized, stain covered landscaping tshirt. I really debated whether the version with Seamus cumming should be the canon one - it supports the story, but ultimately it seemed more fun to keep that as an exclusive variation to reward you guys with.

Seamus & Random Gym Bro 🍀🏋️‍♀️ 4k

With his roommate Eddie away on vacation with Kal, Seamus is finding other ways to pass the time. He hit it off with that dude he always runs into at his gym, they noticed each other in the locker room, exchanged numbers... and here we are. Back in the random gym guy's apartment, which looks like a dump. Did he even give Seamus his name? Probably not. But despite all that, Seamus is pushing pa...

Seamus & Random Gym Bro 🍀🏋️‍♀️

With his roommate Eddie away on vacation with Kal, Seamus is finding other ways to pass the time. He hit it off with that dude he always runs into at his gym, they noticed each other in the locker room, exchanged numbers... and here we are. Back in the random gym guy's apartment, which looks like a dump. Did he even give Seamus his name? Probably not. But despite all that, Seamus is pushing pa...

Newsletter 📰 February 2025

Hello Patrons!! Hope you guys are all surviving the last of winter - spring feels right around the corner. Here's a quick update on everything you can expect coming up with me and my art!🥬 This month:Excited to show you guys how the painting of Seamuskicking back with Random Gym Broturned out. I'm putting the finishing touches on it this weekend to have it ready to show you guys on mond...