Hamzah Al-Emad posts
Dang It
I recorded a whole a whole hour and scheduled it for 4 EST, it’s been an hour… I don’t have access to the recording it’s on my PC and I just landed in Curaçao :(. I will post a special fun photo dump Tuesday, and special solo on the beach Thursday. Sorry gangy… Give me any recommendations for what to do please this is so and exciting
92 - Crotches Out
I apologies about showing too much crotch then some how make it worse by putting my laptop, Taylor swift is adress, new morning routine, a lot of scattered thought.
92 - Crotches Out
I apologies about showing too much crotch then some how make it worse by putting my laptop, Taylor swift is adress, new morning routine, a lot of scattered thought.
91 - Woah Hamzah Chill
Some subjects mentioned in this episode: Charli Bahamas Trip, OJ Simpson dying, Flight Reacts, Harry Styles, Picking no nose, hiring a cleaning lady, Pinkpantheress, David Dobrik, and regrettably more.
91 - Woah Hamzah Chill
Some subjects mentioned in this episode: Charli Bahamas Trip, OJ Simpson dying, Flight Reacts, Harry Styles, Picking no nose, hiring a cleaning lady, Pinkpantheress, David Dobrik, and regrettably more.
90 - Uh Oh Nuance
He's sweet than he's sour. I defend myself Canadianly. Take a shot every time I say genuinely. I think bro is genuine...
90 - Uh Oh Nuance
He's sweet than he's sour. I defend myself Canadianly. Take a shot every time I say genuinely. I think bro is genuine...
89 pt 2 - Yummy Fruit Farm
It's morning after Olivia Rodrigo, my ears are still ringing, I rant about nonsense as I tend to my farm, life is good
89 pt 1 - We Uppp
Good to be back but my brain is scrambled (maybe from shrooms LOL), Slushy stocks are up, wisdom teeth are up, and Hamzah is in the corner ruminating. Pt 2 will be up tomorrow and well be an hour of me playing a game (possibly stardew valley) with a voice over leafyishere style.
89 pt 1 - We Uppp
Good to be back but my brain is scrambled (maybe from shrooms LOL), Slushy stocks are up, wisdom teeth are up, and Hamzah is in the corner ruminating. Pt 2 will be up tomorrow and well be an hour of me playing a game (possibly stardew valley) with a voice over leafyishere style.
Sorry Bro
Unfortunately no episode this week as I’m unable to talk due to wisdom teeth removal. I tried to record when my face was numb post op cuz I thought it be funny like when David Choe did a podcast with a dildo in his mouth but ended up biting my tongue several times. Now im just in pain and can’t talk. I’m going to try my best to do a bonus thing apart from the weekly episode next week to make...
88 - The Shrooms Resume
I take shrooms and go to an orchestral concert. Taylor swift is 9th cousin to Jeffery Dahmer, I'm sober forever, and I decide I'm not going to save Tiktok. Holy cow
88 - The Shrooms Resume
I take shrooms and go to an orchestral concert. Taylor swift is 9th cousin to Jeffery Dahmer, I'm sober forever, and I decide I'm not going to save Tiktok. Holy cowIs the audio funky
87 - Stealing Tutorial
All my good karma has a acclimated to an incredible tax expense. I watched The Holdovers and it opens my third eye. Birthday recap. Happy International Womans day. Hamzah merch available for 4 days left hamzahthefantastic.com use code: iamawoman
87 - Stealing Tutorial
All my good karma has a acclimated to an incredible tax expense. I watched The Holdovers and it opens my third eye. Birthday recap. Happy International Womans day.Hamzah merch available for 4 days left hamzahthefantastic.com use code: iamawoman
86 - My Bingo Card
Hasan Piker is down, Travis Kelce is bi, we eat cereal for dinner, Dune saga extrapolated, I almost burn my house down, ADHD anonymous, billboards, wowow lots to talk about
86 - My Bingo Card
Hasan Piker is down, Travis Kelce is bi, we eat cereal for dinner, Dune 2 4Dx, I almost burn my house down, ADHD anonymous, billboards, wowow lots to talk about
85 - Out of Focus
Out of Character more like Out of Focus 😂Madison Beer and I are an item, turning 22, and we do the most. Genuinely sorry for the blurry camera I'm buying a new one very soon. Also the weirdly short episode my fault ...
85 - Out of Focus
Out of Character more like Out of Focus 😂Madison Beer and I are an item, turning 22, and we do the most. Genuinely sorry for the blurry camera I'm buying a new one very soon. Also the weirdly short episode my fault ...
84 - A Salty Valentine's
I'm extra cozy and I try to be as kind as I can this Valentines. This may be the slowest I've ever talked in an episode. I think all the dave's doubles I'm taking on are actually giving me dementia like actually cause I always microwave them with the aluminum and shit and I just went on reddit and there saying I got dementia wtf.
84 - A Salty Valentine's
I'm extra cozy and I try to be as kind as I can this Valentines. This may be the slowest I've ever talked in an episode. I think all the dave's doubles I'm taking on are actually giving me dementia like actually cause I always microwave them with the aluminum and shit and I just went on reddit and there saying I got dementia wtf.
83 - Merch (Hamzah's Version)
outofcharacter.store Password: carl1234I pat my self on the back for a little too lang, apologize to Jus Reign, try to channel my inner Zendaya, take a peak at r/charlidamilio (deeply regret), just in general dig my self deeper into multiple holes.Note: There are these weird occasional pops and a slow rise in static noise I beleive it's the wire but consider this issueinvestigated by next epis...
83 - MERCH (Hamzah's Version)
outofcharacter.store Password: carl1234I pat my self on the back for a little too lang, apologize to Jus Reign, try to channel my inner Zendaya, take a peak at r/charlidamilio (deeply regret), just in general dig my self deeper into multiple holes.Note: There are these weird occasional pops and a slow rise in static noise I beleive it's the wire but consider this issue investigated by next epi...
82 - The Eternal Sleep
I cast an evil spell on homeless people, I embarrass my self online to make money, I beg for the eternal sleep, and my belly predicts this years harvest.
82 - The Eternal Sleep
SKIP LIKE 43 SECONDS IDK WHAT HAPPENEDI cast an evil spell on homeless people, I embarrass my self online to make money, I beg for the eternal sleep, and my belly predicts this years harvest.Edit: GUYS IM JOKING ABOUT THE $15 A MONTH
81 - The Worst Episode
The camera was off for the first half, my fan was on the whole time, I'm holding back bile the whole time, this is a stich of 6 takes over 2 days for 38 measly minutes. If you are watching in retrospect from the future skip this one. I'd try again but I'm dealing with a tax lawyer to try not to pay 20k for 4freakshow money from 2020. I'm sorry I will make it up to you. <3
81 - The Worst Episode
The camera was off for the first half, my fan was on the whole time, I'm out of frame, dissociating, I'm holding back bile the whole time, this is a stich of 6 takes over 2 days for 38 measly minutes. If you are watching in retrospect from the future skip this one. I'd try again but I'm dealing with a tax lawyer to try not to pay 20k for 4freakshow money from 2020. I'm sorry I ...
80 - The Destined Rotten Egg
I fart and puke and poop. I address the predestine. I review one of my favorite movies of the year. I talk about drama i think idk i dont remember. I I I I I I I I I
80 - The Destined Rotten Egg
I fart and puke and poop. I address the predestine. I review one of my favorite movies of the year. I talk about drama i think i dont remember. I I I I I I I I I
79 - Fever in Nederlans
I've contracted Omicron and amidst my delirium I enjoy pillow talk with a member of the Netherlands consulate, and I recommend you do the same.








